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suck monkey

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.
lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!
by evilcorey October 27, 2004
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eating a scone

to be completly unprepared for what someone has to say; to be struck with uncontrollable laughter because of said condition.
Mothafucka you cant say that shit to a nigga while he's eating a scone!
by EviLCorey December 24, 2003
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sizzurp

hard a and some vicks.

keep it simple. keep it cheap. keep it KRUNK!
dont get the extra strength. my friend tried that once and puked it out his nose. i didnt want to clean it.
by EviLCorey December 24, 2003
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leave it to beaver

dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.
no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'
by EviLCorey December 24, 2003
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dark aesthete

dark: Characterized by gloom; dismal

aesthete: One whose pursuit and admiration of beauty is regarded as excessive or affected.

therefore;

dark aesthete: one whose appreciation or pursuit of dismal, gloomy, or otherwise morbid expressions of beauty is excessive or affected.

translation: mopey elitist 'goth'

please note, i dont consider the term goth to be a negative comment. i just know people who fit into this catagory, and oh boy are they irritating.
Claire started smoking clove ciggarettes. she changed her name to Raven. she writes poetry that does not rhyme, and usually ends in the middle of a sentance. she hates you, and everyone else.

behold, a dark aesthete.
by EviLCorey February 5, 2004
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