leave it to beaver

dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.
no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'
by EviLCorey December 24, 2003
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naked time

every night from midnight until 2 AM; the designated time for constant and semi-mandatory nudity regardless of sobriety or inebriation.
Take off that towel, its naked time!
by EviLCorey October 20, 2003
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eating a scone

to be completly unprepared for what someone has to say; to be struck with uncontrollable laughter because of said condition.
Mothafucka you cant say that shit to a nigga while he's eating a scone!
by EviLCorey December 24, 2003
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opopanax

a frightful mystery
the disappearance of the children in town was an opopanax that promised little good for the sleepy little town
by EviLCorey September 10, 2003
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sizzurp

hard a and some vicks.

keep it simple. keep it cheap. keep it KRUNK!
dont get the extra strength. my friend tried that once and puked it out his nose. i didnt want to clean it.
by EviLCorey December 24, 2003
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chicken hawk

when a male gets a typically female version of the mohawk, i.e. does not shave other hair fully, and mohawk does not extend past the scalp, they are said to have a chicken-hawk.

while the word is becoming a rarity, the look is generally looked down on by fervent punk rockers and kids who pose as such.
went i went to a local punk rock show, i got a mean song dedicated to me because i have a chicken hawk. but since they sucked anyway, i dont care.
by evilcorey March 17, 2005
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dark aesthete

dark: Characterized by gloom; dismal

aesthete: One whose pursuit and admiration of beauty is regarded as excessive or affected.

therefore;

dark aesthete: one whose appreciation or pursuit of dismal, gloomy, or otherwise morbid expressions of beauty is excessive or affected.

translation: mopey elitist 'goth'

please note, i dont consider the term goth to be a negative comment. i just know people who fit into this catagory, and oh boy are they irritating.
Claire started smoking clove ciggarettes. she changed her name to Raven. she writes poetry that does not rhyme, and usually ends in the middle of a sentance. she hates you, and everyone else.

behold, a dark aesthete.
by EviLCorey February 05, 2004
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