Squirrel Tits

A man that’s chest puebes simply look like Squirrel fur.

I went to go see cousin and soon notice he had very thick juicy Squirrel Tits.

by Everything Suks October 08, 2022

Dingle Perry

When you sing a Katy Perry song while getting an infected single berry surgically removed from your butthole.

I went to the nurse at school but instead she referred me to another doctor to get my Dingle Perry removed.

by Everything Suks October 08, 2022

Booger Tron

When a child rubs their booger on their moms phone and then enters the Booger Tron festival, which is a very special event in which children force their dads to lick the boogers clean off of the phone.

I’m so excited to be an employee at the Booger Tron festival and sell puke buckets!!!

by Everything Suks October 08, 2022

ICUGJ

Stands for I Can Urinate Grape Juice.

I practiced my ICUGJ act for the talent show!

by Everything Suks October 08, 2022

Musty Nathan

Simply when a grandpa sticks a piece of moldy bread in their butthole and then squirts a water gun on the bread, farts, and then it smells musty.

I walked in on my grandma giving my grandpa and Musty Nathan. It looked fun…

by Everything Suks October 08, 2022

Nicks Cheese

That one country kid you ride the bus with that you know dam well hasn’t taken a shower for a week and smells like Cheese and Pig crap.

Man I had to run to the bathroom and puke after smelling Nicks Cheese.

by Everything Suks October 08, 2022

Firefly Stick

When you go camping and step on a firefly and scrape it off of your shoe with a stick and repeatedly shove the stick in your brothers bootyhole repeatedly…over.and.over.AGAIN

I was really drunk after the party and went hiking,and unfortunately I accidentally gave my brother a Firefly Stick.

by Everything Suks October 08, 2022