Evan's definitions

Washa

I am a psycho. Said in responce to a question or request when someone is going crazy.

Emily: Hey Evan, could I borrow a piece of paper?
Evan: WASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Evan April 13, 2005

Teague Eyed

Crooked. Refering to a person named Teague who was crosseyed.

The Tower of Piza is all Teague Eyed.

by Evan August 19, 2003

smokley

A sophmore witha heavy cocaine and marijuana addiction. Also see,
big smoke
oakley
big toke
big oak

Greg: What do you wana do?
Smokley: Lets have Jenn buy us a bag.

by evan June 3, 2004

Rahnuma

the best kisser in the world.

"she aint nothing but a heartbreaker"

by Evan December 12, 2004

Ariel V

By far, the cutest girl on the planet, the girl I am in love with, and the girl I....wait.....what tha fuck am i doin!? maybe i am a faithful boy

"Hey, you want me to introduce you to that girl right there?"
"Oooh, yeah she lookin right!"
"Haha, I'm just playin that's Ariel, my girl"
"I'm still bout 2 holla"
"BITCH!"

by Evan March 14, 2005

onthox

an odd multitude of things

"this concert is an onthox of unlikely fans."

by evan April 23, 2003

Wassail

1. To sing carols from house to house at Christmas

2. The act of grabbing the shaft of ones erect penis in one hand and using the palm of the other hand to rub the head in circulur motions. This can usually only be done for a few seconds at a time due to the head of the penis being so sensitive and giving the male a very intense overwhelming feeling.

When masturbating and no one is looking, i often like to Wassail for a few seconds.

by Evan February 5, 2004