Ethastum's definitions

vgtyhbnju

when you randomly define a word that is vgtyhbnju,

I cliff

time to die: grimm rapper
what: me
what do you mean there's a bomb: me
vgtyhbnju: me

by Ethastum January 18, 2022

sprite

that cringe soda that everyone drinks in america

American: cola is better
American2: no, pepsi is best
American3: you both are wrong sprite
American: die
American2: die2
American3: die3

by Ethastum January 18, 2022

pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm

When you are so bored that you first type all the letters on the keyboard in a right to left snake down the keyboard (including comma), and then type "qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm"

Person 1: "Start doing your f#cking homework!"
Person 2: "No i won't!"
Person 1: "Well i'm gonna do it for you!"
Person 2: "What? Ok fine then..."
Person 1: "pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm! Ha you really thought that i would do them for you!"
Person 2: "Stop using pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, it's only for people who's bored."
Person 1: "But i am bored!"
Person 2: "Then do my homework!"
Person 1: "A"

by Ethastum September 8, 2021

rfvtgbyhnujmikolp

When you're bored enough to type all the letters in downwards columns from left to right, but you skip the first three columns.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Person 1: "I can't find anymore qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbbnm's"
Person 2: "I found one!"
Person 1: "wait realy?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's rfvtgbyhnujmikolp"
Person 1: "wow"

by Ethastum September 8, 2021

Cringe

You, Jason

You, Jason, is cringe

by Ethastum January 25, 2022

abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

When you type the alphabet but your 'd'-key has fallen off, and your ii key types iix2 for some reason.

Person 1: II smart
Person 2: ... what's 9 + 10
Person 3: 21..?
Person 4: You stupiid
Person 5: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Person 6: WHAT
Person 7: Sufferiing iis by defiiniitiion what whoa iis me
Person 8: Who the heck are all of you, get out of my house
Person 9: We're not leaviing untiill you call the poliice
Person 10: B
*Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8 leaves*
Person 8: Fiinally peace

*:D*
Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
A: Person 8

by Ethastum September 25, 2023

zqwxsecdrfvtbgyhnujmik,opl.-

When you do qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but you go throught all the lines in sync so its basically random

Person: Heloo
Dude: A
Person: What?
Dude: *pulls up a glock*
Person: whoa whoa no need to use violence
Dude: zqwxsecdrfvtbgyhnujmik,opl.-!
Person: A
Dude: *shoots*
Per-

by Ethastum January 25, 2022