15 definitions by Esau Kessler

tumblrd

verb - To have ones tumblr blog reviewed on another blog.

My friend's blog got tumblrd and now his traffic is wicked awesome.

by Esau Kessler August 17, 2007

travel butt

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.

"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

promispronunciation

1. pro-mis-pronunciation: To purposely pronounce badly or incorrectly.

To walk into a coffee shop and order a "Grand" coffee for the pleasure of hearing the overstimulated staff covertly correct you by reapeating "A Grande?" would be defined as promispronunciation. Other good ones include EXpress-o(espresso) Kwee-shay (Quiche), or Horse Overies 'Hors d'oeuvres').

by Esau Kessler April 11, 2006

bobulate

verb. 1. The opposite of discombobulate. To compose, or to leave confusion. 2. To leave a state of bewilderment and enter a state of rightness. 3. To full on thrash befuddlement.

"After a slight mix up I was able to full on bobulate with 'Nicksters at the record label."

by Esau Kessler May 14, 2007

memedicted

mem-addicted (pr:MEEMdicted)
When a specific or general topic is constantly talked about, blogged about, texted, or IM'd. Overuse of an internet topic.

1. I found sugarcubes shaped like cinderblocks, I love cinderblocks. Artwork, candy, pastries anything shaped like cinderblocks. They have me entirely memedicted.

2. I eat, sleep, and drink zombies. I think I'm memedicted.

by Esau Kessler May 12, 2008

SIBS

Four letter acronym for Strokes Imaginary Beard Slowly. Performed by placing your palm on your chin, your fingers and thumb on your face, and pulling downward until your forefinger and thumb touch, and repeat.

This action of ponderance, is often performed while considering email, blog posts, digital information, and urban dictionary submissions.

It is most often used at the end of an email, comment, or Instant message. Much like LOL, TIA, ROTFLMAO.

(In response to request for a date to the office clown via IM)

OfficeHottie: So you say I am a hottie and you want to wine and dine me, eh?
I will get back to you.

SIBS

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

brandulary

Words made up of advertising products.

Related to but not to be confused with uncabulary.

"My nose is running get me a Kleenex­®, please." would be an example of brandulary.

by Esau Kessler April 11, 2006