travel butt

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.
"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."
by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006
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travel butt

A minor yet uncomfortable bodily affliction whereas when one becomes constipated for the first few days on a trip due to their gut feeling shy about being in unfamiliar surroundings.
I haven't pooped since the plane landed three days ago. No, it's nothing serious, just a classic case of travel butt.
by Blossomandroot May 05, 2024
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