Esa4's definitions

Coprophagist

Must... eat... shit... Is nobody going to stop me? Gosh, if I get fat, I'll blame you because you stood by and did nothing!

Me: Did you know that our dear Bill is coprophagist?
My wife: Bill? Oh my, I never...
Me: Mm-h. Not even the flies love shit as much as he does!

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

punishee

Someone who is punished by a punisher

Take the punishee to the potato hut, where will come to know the true meaning of discipline!

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

hungarian

An European language related to Finnish and Estonian. Examples of similar words in Hungarian / Finnish:

ver / veri -- blood
vaj / voi -- butter
éles / elossa -- alive
hajzat / hiukset -- hair
belül / peräl - in the rear
piszkos és koszos / paskas ja kusees -- filty and disgusting, or: in shit and in piss.

However, prudence is advisable, for example if a finnish person says "Mee hittoon" ("Fuck off!"), a Hungarian interprets this as meaning "Go home". (home = itthon)

How do you say "I have genital warts" in Hungarian?

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

outhouse

Where you spent your wedding night. I don't know if it was the smell or what, but she got banged up that night.

Why are you in my outhouse? Get out of my outhouse! Out I said!! I say it is my outhouse and I am the proud owner of it!

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

homopath

A soul which should be purged from a curse. From greek homos - same; patho-, as in pathology which is the study of disease.

If Alan Turing was so smart, why didn't HE cure himself?

homopath

by Esa4 September 11, 2019

straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!

Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

irritatedly

An botched attempt to demonstrate your grammatical mastery

and we watched Pete irritatedly trying to get the bear trap off his dick

by Esa4 September 14, 2019