cock teeth

Teeth that are round and have no sharp edges.
She doesn't scrape cause she has cock teeth.
by Erock January 09, 2004
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tattyfats

extremely humassive breastesses on a female that when you see them you start to drool and want to go up and start whacking them around like a punching bag
Erock: "HOLY SHIT NANI...check out that girls tattyfats..."
Nani: "wow..."
by Erock March 23, 2004
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sweat bitch

Whore. Basically a woman whose only purpose is to provide a sexual opening for exercise (sweating).
Bitch can't form a sentence or cook a decent meal; 'bout all she's good for is a sweatbitch.

Yo sweatbitch, git me a beer.
by Erock April 14, 2004
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Punani

"Wow....Noah is being a humassive punani today"
by Erock March 23, 2004
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scronk

synonym for screw, fuck, doing the deed, bumping uglies, dropping in, tapping that shit, etc.
Matlock was a repeat, so we scronked instead.
by ERock May 16, 2004
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proxy husband

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.
Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.

His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 07, 2004
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bajaji

brown, hairy boy who likes the casino occasionaly shaves his ass for the ladies. Refuses to smoke marijuana due to asthma in his uterus. Fantasy Buffalo Bills with worst pick in the draft.
"Damn i just lost 200 dollars in the fantasy basketball playoffs after being first all year. Im going to shave my ass and enjoy it. I got randy johnson 2nd round with wagner in the 4th ." - Steve

"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave
by erock March 13, 2004
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