Definitions by Erik Belsaas

iPeople 

People who are so consumed in their iPod culture that they never are actually seen without earbuds in their ear, and an iPod proudly displayed.

Mark:"Dude, does John still have his earbuds in?"
Matt:"Dude, John is one of those iPeople. I heard he hasn't actually taken them out since 2002.

iPeople by Erik Belsaas March 15, 2006

cook by numbers

A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.

Mark's parents were out of town, so he had to cook by numbers.

cook by numbers by Erik Belsaas March 10, 2006

Schism 

1. schism (n.)A period of time in which, if you eat, you feel as if you will puke.
2. schismed (v.)The feeling of simply not wanting to eat.

1. When I went to Chicago, I so had a schism!
2. yesterday, I schismed during lunch.

Schism by Erik Belsaas April 27, 2005

Rapid City 

A pretty cool town on the Western side of South Dakota, and on the Eastern side of The Black Hills. Population is about 60,000 people. Most all of my friends live here and I'm really gonna miss the town when I leave.

Rapid City sure is a great town

Rapid City by Erik Belsaas March 23, 2005

cobbler

The worst mascot ever for a High school!
(yes, its a real mascot)

We went to the state Basketball tournament and cheered for the Cobblers!

cobbler by Erik Belsaas March 16, 2005