Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Erick Sanwiché

schlure

Perpetual gruel;

A massive amount of gruel that is kept heated/simmering above the “danger zone” temperature

I’m famished mate, let’s grab some schlure

The act of playing bass-guitar well

Damn... jaunzemis thamps way harder than kevin

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I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

When a person of male anatomy sits to pee and mangages to get some piss on the butt

I stood up too fast in there and now i’m dealing with some major butpis

The act of slide-grinding to a stop down a handrail on your scrotum. Usually occurs while skateboarding on handrails.

I want to go get theflip backlip on that 12, but i’m just scared to schrode it again

Dropping your nugget too deeply into a serving of ranch dressing.

Fuck... I just thanched my last nugget

When you’ve shitted all that u can and it becomes 90% air

I’ve liquidated all of my assets, and it’s become pure dryarhea