Definitions by Erick Sanwiché

schlure 

Perpetual gruel;

A massive amount of gruel that is kept heated/simmering above the “danger zone” temperature

I’m famished mate, let’s grab some schlure

schlure by Erick Sanwiché July 26, 2023

thamp 

The act of playing bass-guitar well

Damn... jaunzemis thamps way harder than kevin

thamp by Erick Sanwiché December 13, 2018

shretting

Shitting your pants while snowboarding or downhill skiing

I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

shretting by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

butpis 

When a person of male anatomy sits to pee and mangages to get some piss on the butt

I stood up too fast in there and now i’m dealing with some major butpis

butpis by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

schrode

The act of slide-grinding to a stop down a handrail on your scrotum. Usually occurs while skateboarding on handrails.

I want to go get theflip backlip on that 12, but i’m just scared to schrode it again

schrode by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

thanch

Dropping your nugget too deeply into a serving of ranch dressing.

Fuck... I just thanched my last nugget

thanch by Erick Sanwiché March 7, 2018

dryarhea 

When you’ve shitted all that u can and it becomes 90% air

I’ve liquidated all of my assets, and it’s become pure dryarhea

dryarhea by Erick Sanwiché March 7, 2018