cross tops

Small tablets of amphetamine. Often sold in little bags of one hundred. Made with two crossed grooves pressed into the top of the tablet. Sometimes called 'beans'.

"I'm going to score some cross tops for the concert when I get paid."

by Eric Peterson August 15, 2005

P.T.A.

Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.

Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!

by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

sacratomato

Nickname for Sacramento, California. In times past the home of many tomato processing canneries. Not widely used by native Sacramentans. The surrounding farm land still produces more tomatoes than any place in the world.

After we finish fixing this here tomato harvester we'll drive on into Sacratomato and go shopping at the mall for some new overalls and a Cat hat.
See hick

by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

wolf whistle

A sound made with pursed lips in appreciation of superior beauty. It is in two parts; the first a rising note and the second a falling note. A wolf was a man on the hunt for women.

A chorus of wolf whistles emerged from the construction site as she walked by swinging her young, round hips.

by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

barrel acid

LSD in pill form. Brightly colored tiny cylindrical pills about one eighth of an inch in diameter.

Dude, I had some of that orange barrel acid last night and it was such a bummer.

by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

pregnant joint

A poorly rolled marijuana cigarette with a prominent bulge in the center.

That dude only knows how to roll pregnant joints.

by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

feminads

The female version of "balls". Meaning very courageous or sometimes foolhardy. For example - "Damn that guy's really got balls to piss on that cops leg." As you may have noticed, women are not born with balls but instead have the feminine gonads, ovaries. "Ovaries" do not have the same inspiring ballsy sound as "Balls", hence feminads.

See balls

"If you had any feminads at all you'd knee that guy in the nuts the next time he puts his hand on your boob."

"Barbara Boxer has awesome, Senate sized feminads."

by Eric Peterson August 18, 2005