Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
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brexit

The nasty shit you take after breakfast, which generally involves a fair amount of regret.
gonna have a fag, oop! brexit!
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ROFLIALOL

rolling on the floor laughing in a lollercopter on lollerskates
YOU CANNOT DEFINE ROFLIALOL WITHOUT LINKS
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Philanthropist

(Pronounced: Phul·ahn·rapist)
A person who cares. A little too much.
"He was a philanthropist! "

"Did you say phulahnrapist?"
by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J November 24, 2021
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chinkniggerspiccrackeralien

You cannot even afford a spaceship you chinkniggerspiccrackeralien!
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baygina

The vagina; of the bay.
"i think baygina self explanatory"
by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J September 07, 2020
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Broomsketball

Get two shop broom's, unscrew the steel handles. Take an old basketball. Put a basketball hoop on a big wall. Give one broom handle to your friend. Hit the basketball into the wall to start; pass it to your friend. Keep playing pass until somebody gets a point. Aim high.
Broomsketball? what hell is that?
by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J November 07, 2020
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