shraft

Man, I drank a shraft of beer last Friday night!
by Eric July 09, 2004
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Sugar Buddy

1) Smooching companion at a party, while slow dancing.

2) Sexual partner. A bit more than a friend.

3) Friend with money that likes to splurge on others. (younger version of a sugar daddy)
"How'd you get that new car?" From my sugar buddy.
by Eric April 30, 2004
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desperation

Being so hard-up to insult someone that you start going after their typos; or the same typo multiple times.
"Making fun of Jonah Goldberg for spelling errors is a sure sign of desperation."
by Eric February 05, 2004
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Ublong

My ublong's bigger than yours.
by Eric November 25, 2003
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groos

the words goose and gross mashed together to symbolize mother teresa's extreme power over the weak and the colour of St-Lawrence
bacon bits are groos on salad.
by Eric November 07, 2004
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zamoti

From the Hindi language as seen on Asia TV. The true definition is unknown, but it has been redefined as follows for the English language:

1. Butter on the edge of a water glass; typically found at a greasy spoon like Tee-Jay's.
2. The funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at Tee-Jay's) eminates after a hard day of smearing butter on the edges of water glasses.

NOTE: Zamoti is typically native to Ohio, but sightings have been made in western Pennsylvania and the deep south.
Dude, I went to Tee-Jay's and there was zamoti all over my water glass!
by Eric July 12, 2004
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Derapodoop

Derapodoop, smelly vile poop
by Eric January 02, 2005
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