Eric's definitions

cah

RI/MA slang for a car, as in an automobile.

My damn cah broke down.

by Eric July 19, 2004

jermum

another way of saying 'your mom'. just sounds better

"hey wanna go to the movies Paul?"
"jermum" he replies.

by Eric May 7, 2003

gazillion

A whole heckuva a lot.

Dude, I think I told you a gazillion times or more; I'm not going to Vegas!

by Eric January 17, 2004

The Lone Ranger

When There Is 2 Guys And A Girl And 1 Of The Guys Kills The Other Guy And Kills The Girl And Then Just Jerks Off By Himself

Phil Pulled The Lone Ranger After He Killed Jill And Danny

by Eric January 25, 2004

duck

A combination of the short form of "What the", which is "du", and the short form of "fuck", which is "uck".

Therefore, "du" + "uck" = "duck"

(Evolution of term created by Eric)

Duck! Don't be bitin' on my balls bitch!

by Eric April 30, 2004

hap

Homosexual Angry Person.

Jack: I was talking to James about coming out of the closet but he burst out in rage.
John: What a HAP!

by Eric January 21, 2005

scientology

1. A religion that dicks you out of your money and is overall very stupid.

2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.

1. Guy 1: God Scientology is stupid.
Guy 2: I know.

2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.

by Eric August 25, 2006