Eric's definitions

trewavas

A small man, usually british, that employs trickery

I dropped my nickers on the floor and he pulled a trewavas

by Eric September 21, 2003

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 4, 2003

geezer goggles

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person

hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles

by Eric August 25, 2004

foolbag

A person who exhibits foolish characteristics or performs foolish actions. A bag contained of fool. See foolish or fool.

What a stupid thing to do. What a foolbag.

by Eric July 3, 2004

toolbox

One who can fix anything. A handyman but better. A real problem solver

This engine is all fucked up. It won't run no matter what I try to do to fix it. We need a real toolbox to figure it out.

by Eric January 27, 2005

cops

police officers, the term cop is a shortened form of copper, which was used to describe police officers on account of their copper badges.

run, the coppers are coming!

by Eric February 4, 2004

Fart

i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.

ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.

iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.

Sorry, I have to fart and run.
Did you smell what the rock is cooking?.
Howard Stern's goat cheese

by Eric July 7, 2004