Jack Daniels

Hard liqour made in Tennesee and sold throughout the world. Known for its awesome taste and supreme alcohol content. Also gets girls naked ALOT easier.

I drank a whole bottle of jack daniels and died after fucking that slutty chick.

by Eric January 07, 2005

jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

by eric August 04, 2003

biezbo

A unit of money, usually describing an amount that one is trying to get.

I gotta get my biezbo from these guys.

by Eric January 21, 2004

geezer goggles

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person

hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles

by Eric August 25, 2004

foolbag

A person who exhibits foolish characteristics or performs foolish actions. A bag contained of fool. See foolish or fool.

What a stupid thing to do. What a foolbag.

by Eric July 03, 2004

toolbox

One who can fix anything. A handyman but better. A real problem solver

This engine is all fucked up. It won't run no matter what I try to do to fix it. We need a real toolbox to figure it out.

by Eric January 27, 2005

fuckhole

just a little worse than an 'asshole'...

"my boss's wife is such a fuckhole, dude"

by Eric April 08, 2003