Ergodic Hypercube's definitions

Ponzicule

A polycule that runs a Ponzi scheme on the side. Bonus points if it involves crypto.

"I would never wish to imply that SBF and his team of underqualified, financially illiterate, live-in romantic partners were a Ponzicule -- I couldn't afford the legal fees."

by Ergodic Hypercube November 12, 2022

STEMcel

An incel who believes they can't get laid because they study a STEM subject

Pathetic wretch: "it's so hard being a genius male Engineer, girls are too dumb for me, I think I'm a STEMcel"
Anyone: "Maybe you just hate women and have self-esteem issues"

by Ergodic Hypercube August 17, 2021

Ambivaxer

Not quite an anti-vaxer, but close. Undecided, for some reason.

It's September 2022 and Sal still isn't vaccinated, he's not a conspiracy theorist though, probably just lazy. An ambivaxer

by Ergodic Hypercube September 10, 2021

Uncanny hillock

Opposite of the uncanny valley. When something's so hyperreal it looks like CGI or a video game

Bro I was watching arsenal against Leicester yesterday and it looked exactly like fifa, that's some uncanny hillock shit right there

by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021

Cylinder play

Sex. Getting laid. Fucking. The Act.

Lubed-up cylinder-haver: "Let's do some cylinder play"
Consenting adult: "An enthusiastic yes."

by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021

jazz biscuits

Cakes, usually brownies, that are made psychoactive with weed.

It was just after 6pm when the jazz biscuits began to take hold.

by Ergodic Hypercube February 2, 2018

Fuckcute

A meetcute that ends in fucking.

"An amusing or charming first encounter between two characters that leads to hardcore sex"

It was what Hollywood likes to call a "fuckcute". -- gravity's rainbow, p. 38

by Ergodic Hypercube July 19, 2022