Fuckcute

A meetcute that ends in fucking.

"An amusing or charming first encounter between two characters that leads to hardcore sex"

It was what Hollywood likes to call a "fuckcute". -- gravity's rainbow, p. 38

by Ergodic Hypercube July 19, 2022

STEMcel

An incel who believes they can't get laid because they study a STEM subject

Pathetic wretch: "it's so hard being a genius male Engineer, girls are too dumb for me, I think I'm a STEMcel"
Anyone: "Maybe you just hate women and have self-esteem issues"

by Ergodic Hypercube August 17, 2021

Ponzicule

A polycule who runs a Ponzi scheme for a few billion dollars on the side.

"I'd never accuse SBF or any of his several underqualified live-in romantic partners of running a Ponzicule -- I couldn't afford the legal fees."

by Ergodic Hypercube November 12, 2022

Cylinder play

Sex. Getting laid. Fucking. The Act.

Lubed-up cylinder-haver: "Let's do some cylinder play"
Consenting adult: "An enthusiastic yes."

by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021

Ambivaxer

Not quite an anti-vaxer, but close. Undecided, for some reason.

It's September 2022 and Sal still isn't vaccinated, he's not a conspiracy theorist though, probably just lazy. An ambivaxer

by Ergodic Hypercube September 10, 2021

Uncanny hillock

Opposite of the uncanny valley. When something's so hyperreal it looks like CGI or a video game

Bro I was watching arsenal against Leicester yesterday and it looked exactly like fifa, that's some uncanny hillock shit right there

by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021

Braincel

An incel who believes they can't get laid because their brain is physically too large

Immanuel Kant: Bro I'm telling you this gargantuan fucking head of mine, it's like an overripe canteloupe, no one will ever want to fuck me, I'm such a braincel
Friend: how do you even come up with this stuff

by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021