Ergodic Hypercube's definitions

Fuckcute

A meetcute that ends in fucking.

"An amusing or charming first encounter between two characters that leads to hardcore sex"

It was what Hollywood likes to call a "fuckcute". -- gravity's rainbow, p. 38

by Ergodic Hypercube July 19, 2022

Ponzicule

A polycule that runs a Ponzi scheme on the side. Bonus points if it involves crypto.

"I would never wish to imply that SBF and his team of underqualified, financially illiterate, live-in romantic partners were a Ponzicule -- I couldn't afford the legal fees."

by Ergodic Hypercube November 12, 2022

STEMcel

An incel who believes they can't get laid because they study a STEM subject

Pathetic wretch: "it's so hard being a genius male Engineer, girls are too dumb for me, I think I'm a STEMcel"
Anyone: "Maybe you just hate women and have self-esteem issues"

by Ergodic Hypercube August 17, 2021

Uncanny hillock

Opposite of the uncanny valley. When something's so hyperreal it looks like CGI or a video game

Bro I was watching arsenal against Leicester yesterday and it looked exactly like fifa, that's some uncanny hillock shit right there

by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021

Ambivaxer

Not quite an anti-vaxer, but close. Undecided, for some reason.

It's September 2022 and Sal still isn't vaccinated, he's not a conspiracy theorist though, probably just lazy. An ambivaxer

by Ergodic Hypercube September 10, 2021

Cylinder play

Sex. Getting laid. Fucking. The Act.

Lubed-up cylinder-haver: "Let's do some cylinder play"
Consenting adult: "An enthusiastic yes."

by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021

Braincel

An incel who believes they can't get laid because their brain is physically too large

Immanuel Kant: Bro I'm telling you this gargantuan fucking head of mine, it's like an overripe canteloupe, no one will ever want to fuck me, I'm such a braincel
Friend: how do you even come up with this stuff

by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021