Definitions by Ergodic Hypercube

Ponzicule 

A polycule that runs a Ponzi scheme on the side. Bonus points if it involves crypto.

"I would never wish to imply that SBF and his team of underqualified, financially illiterate, live-in romantic partners were a Ponzicule -- I couldn't afford the legal fees."

Ponzicule by Ergodic Hypercube November 12, 2022

Ponzicule 

A polycule who runs a Ponzi scheme for a few billion dollars on the side.

"I'd never accuse SBF or any of his several underqualified live-in romantic partners of running a Ponzicule -- I couldn't afford the legal fees."

Ponzicule by Ergodic Hypercube November 12, 2022

Fuckcute 

A meetcute that ends in fucking.

"An amusing or charming first encounter between two characters that leads to hardcore sex"

It was what Hollywood likes to call a "fuckcute". -- gravity's rainbow, p. 38

Fuckcute by Ergodic Hypercube July 19, 2022

Ambivaxer 

Not quite an anti-vaxer, but close. Undecided, for some reason.

It's September 2022 and Sal still isn't vaccinated, he's not a conspiracy theorist though, probably just lazy. An ambivaxer

Ambivaxer by Ergodic Hypercube September 10, 2021

Nosticism 

A religious order founded on the basis of worship and consumption of nitrous oxide.

Barry did too many whip-its and now he's a paid-up card-carrying follower of Nosticism

Nosticism by Ergodic Hypercube September 3, 2021

Cylinder play 

Sex. Getting laid. Fucking. The Act.

Lubed-up cylinder-haver: "Let's do some cylinder play"
Consenting adult: "An enthusiastic yes."

Cylinder play by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021

Braincel

An incel who believes they can't get laid because their brain is physically too large

Immanuel Kant: Bro I'm telling you this gargantuan fucking head of mine, it's like an overripe canteloupe, no one will ever want to fuck me, I'm such a braincel
Friend: how do you even come up with this stuff

Braincel by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021