Ereck Flowers's definitions

Sport

Anything you can slump at.

Joe: video games aren't a sport.

Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?

Joe: yes?

Bob: then it's a sport.

by Ereck Flowers November 9, 2014

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

quack

A charlatan at being a doctor of any kind.

My psychologist wasn't a quack because she behaved like a doctor.

by Ereck Flowers October 11, 2016

elhope

To hope to elope one day.

Woman: Can we elhope at least?

Man: I guess that's our only choice because our parents won't let us have a traditional wedding.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018

damp champ

When a guy makes a woman orgasm during sexual intercourse.

He was a damp champ tonight!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

hellish jealous

When you feel you are in prison because your love seems to be interested in someone else romantically, and there's no way for you to reconcile.

I'm hellish jealous that my husband is cheating on me, and nobody seems to mind except me.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

drink slink

When you become relaxed from an alcoholic beverage.

I think I'll drink slink into bed with a good glass of scotch.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019