Ereck Flowers's definitions

weed need

When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.

Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.

Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Chickcups

A bra.

I had the hiccups as I was putting on my chickcups.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

Donald Grump

Someone who is grumpy about Donald Trump's administration.

I'm a Donald Grump. I've been sad for two years now because of it.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

loyalty

Dedicated to a person or a cause as a priority indefinitely.

The woman exhibited loyalty to the man by remaining romantically involved with him flawlessly for two years.

by Ereck Flowers April 17, 2015

pun fun

When you are making puns because they are too irresistible to keep inside.

I'm having enormous pun fun. I can't help myself!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

whoregeous

Someone who is sexually attractive because she puts out easily.

Guy: She might not be gorgeous, but she's whoregeous.

Girl: So you're saying she's fugly?

Guy: Yup. Something like that.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

woman

A person who manipulates when she's young, panics about having children when she's middle-aged, and obsesses about looking young when she's old.

I don't need a woman. Ever.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2017