Ereck Flowers's definitions

Bimbo

An undignified woman.

Even though I may seem like a bimbo, I do try hard and therefore am not.

by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015

Decision

Something that women have a hard time reaching.

Woman 1: I don't know about that.

Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!

Woman 1: Why?

Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.

Woman 1: Are you sure about that?

Woman 2: Maybe.

Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.

Woman 2: Okay!

by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015

Creeper

A vehicle through which everyone dumps their emotional shit.

Creeper: "I love her." That's what he said! Isn't that embarrassing.

Woman: Really! I'm done with you for saying that.

by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

The Bullshit Era

2002-2008 for the New York Yankees.

You spend more money than any entertainment industry it seems for seven straight years and you got The Bullshit Era out of it.

by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

Friend

A person who gives you non-sexual pleasure to your satisfaction that has no actual reason to do so.

Tim: Wendy, we're just friends.

Wendy: We are just friends.

by Ereck Flowers February 17, 2015

Cycologist

Someone who sells or fixes bikes professionally in a retail store.

I went to see a cycologist about a broken axle.

by Ereck Flowers February 18, 2015

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015