Ereck Flowers's definitions

NRA

An organization that rivals the evil of ISIS.

There NRA is useless when it comes to gun safety.

by Ereck Flowers August 26, 2018

why cry

Crying over something that infantilizes oneself.

Example 1: My baby had a why cry over my changing her bottle. It was just one minute in between one bottle and the other!

Example 2: My younger sister had a why cry when I stole her toy. I made her laugh to cheer her up, though, and she felt better.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

race

God's way of fucking with humanity.

Native American: I'm an American.

White guy: And I'm an American.

Native American: And yet we are different.

White guy: Huh.

Native American: Yeah, race, right?

by Ereck Flowers March 4, 2018

competent

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

prefriend

Pretending to befriend someone for personal gain.

He prefriended me, just to get closer to a girl he liked, when he was completely insincere about our relationship.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

Don Artist

Another name for Donald Trump that rightly depicts him as a con artist.

The Don Artist! How about we don't, don't reelect him in 2020. . . .

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

thick stick

A big penis.

Man: Honey, I have a thick stick.

Woman: No you don't.

Man: ...No I don't.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019