Donald Clump

The mass of defective brain cells that block the neurotransmitters of Donald Trump's brain, causing him to have no ability to process information, remember facts, or even be articulate, as well as interferes with his judgment, logic, sensitivity, reason, and general thought for the last 63 years of his life.

It's the Donald Clump. It's a disease specific to this demented man child in office named Donald Trump.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

write fight

When someone writes hurriedly to meet an impending deadline.

I have to write fight so it can make the paper for tomorrow's issue.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

cock stalk

Sexual predatory behavior from a man.

That guy needs to stop cock stalking me. I will not go out with him. I have no interest in him. I will report him if he doesn't read my social signals soon.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

cheating

Taking shortcuts in life.

My sister was cheating her way to an award. That was pretty lame.

by Ereck Flowers June 30, 2016

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

man tan

A farmer's tan, or a trucker's tan.

I got a man tan on my arms from playing golf at noon in August.

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

hazy crazy

When extreme stress causes you to forget.

That was a hazy crazy period in my life!

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019