Ereck Flowers's definitions

race

God's way of fucking with humanity.

Native American: I'm an American.

White guy: And I'm an American.

Native American: And yet we are different.

White guy: Huh.

Native American: Yeah, race, right?

by Ereck Flowers March 4, 2018

thick stick

A big penis.

Man: Honey, I have a thick stick.

Woman: No you don't.

Man: ...No I don't.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Don Artist

Another name for Donald Trump that rightly depicts him as a con artist.

The Don Artist! How about we don't, don't reelect him in 2020. . . .

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

App tap

Opening a smart phone app.

Just App tap the sports scoring app.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

competent

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

cunt hunt

Looking for sexual intercourse with a grown woman.

Let's go to a cunt hunt, pick up some women at the bar.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

sweet beat

The warm feeling a competitor has when they've won.

I just sweet beat that really talented player.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019