Ereck Flowers's definitions

four jacks

What a person says when they show their opponent(s) their winning hand in any any card game, especially poker. (Reference from the film, "The Sting"; said by Paul Newman.

Man 1: Four jacks.

Man 2: Fucking damn it.

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

realist

Someone who doesn't give a shit because in the real world nobody gives a shit.

I'm not lazy. I'm a realist.

by Ereck Flowers October 22, 2018

The goat

The neglected person because everyone rightfully takes that person for granted.

She was the goat because she had done so well in life.

by Ereck Flowers April 17, 2015

Companion

Someone who knows you, has had communications with you, and who inspires you to live pleasantly.

My companion is my wife.

by Ereck Flowers March 16, 2015

I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

Prez fez

A ceremonial cap given to someone with a title of power.

He wore that Prez fez all the time at meetings.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019