Ereck Flowers's definitions

haze phase

A confusing period in a person's life.

He was going through a haze phase with his parents.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

hazy crazy

When extreme stress causes you to forget.

That was a hazy crazy period in my life!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

goofy aloof

A kid acting like a punk.

He's sure goofy aloof, isn't he?

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Settle

When one chooses to become romantically involved with someone who is not as impressive, but just as simple to be with, as the best available because it's easier.

A person who is looking out for herself should never settle out of spite, but perhaps can playfully think it.

by Ereck Flowers March 15, 2015

Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015