Ereck Flowers's definitions

Sport

Anything you can slump at.

Joe: video games aren't a sport.

Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?

Joe: yes?

Bob: then it's a sport.

by Ereck Flowers November 9, 2014

hellish jealous

When you feel you are in prison because your love seems to be interested in someone else romantically, and there's no way for you to reconcile.

I'm hellish jealous that my husband is cheating on me, and nobody seems to mind except me.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

gray out

To put one's mind at ease, or smooth out worrisome thoughts figuratively represented as black-and-white.

I'm going for a walk to gray out.

by Ereck Flowers June 5, 2017

cheating

Taking shortcuts in life.

My sister was cheating her way to an award. That was pretty lame.

by Ereck Flowers June 30, 2016

man tan

A farmer's tan, or a trucker's tan.

I got a man tan on my arms from playing golf at noon in August.

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

absurd word

A hard-to-believe factoid.

That's certainly an absurd word you just uttered.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019