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by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.
Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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gray out

To put one's mind at ease, or smooth out worrisome thoughts figuratively represented as black-and-white.
by Ereck Flowers June 05, 2017
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enneavor

A goal you cannot accomplish despite effort to do so.
It's an enneavor to do well on this math test.
by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016
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phat

A more insulting way of saying "fat," because it seems to have originally been a lie that you weren't fat, but only cool (phat). Being called fat in deceit is far worse than just being called plain fat.
"You're fat," Jeff said.

"What?" Erica asked.

"Uh, you're phat," Jeff said. "You heard of 'phat,' right? With a 'ph?'

"Litmus testing?" Erica asked.

"It means cool," Jeff said.

"Fuck you," Erica said.
by Ereck Flowers May 27, 2015
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Who moved the rock?

What you say to a person who metaphorically has lived under a rock their entire life.
Man: My brother has married and lives in a mansion!

Police Officer: Who moved the rock?
by Ereck Flowers October 31, 2016
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half-bake it

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
by Ereck Flowers December 18, 2010
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