eye dye

Contact lenses that change color of your eyes.

For the part, they made me wear eye dye. I have naturally brown eyes, and they wanted them light blue.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

butterfly effucked

When fate is bad to you.

I just got butterfly effucked when I moved to this school and went on a date with that girl.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

gumball coin

A quarter.

I need to sort out these gumball coins.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

sinbox

When the inbox for your internet email address becomes loaded with junk mail because of irresponsible internet surfing.

My inbox became a sinbox over a couple of weeks.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

relationship

An excuse to annoy people.

It's okay that we had a fight in front of you, we're in a relationship.

It's fine that we called each other pet names and kissed in front of you, we're in a relationship.

It's okay that we had sex in the other room and you heard it, we're in a relationship.

by Ereck Flowers December 15, 2010

computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.

She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

hair smashie

A hat that smashes one's hair.

Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016