Definitions by Ereck Flowers

them fighting words 

The phrase that inevitably follows when there is a debate over which video game is better.

Guy 1: 2 is better than 1, man.

Guy 2: them fighting words. . .1 is clearly better than 2.

them fighting words by Ereck Flowers August 31, 2018

practice girl 

A young woman with whom guys have a romantic relationship in order to better prepare them for the next woman.

Guy 1: I loved that girl. And she dumped me.

Guy 2: Ah, don't let it bother you. Consider her a practice girl.

practice girl by Ereck Flowers August 31, 2018

blue ribbon fuck

A prick.

She thinks he's a blue ribbon fuck.

blue ribbon fuck by Ereck Flowers August 29, 2018

NRA

An organization that rivals the evil of ISIS.

There NRA is useless when it comes to gun safety.

NRA by Ereck Flowers August 26, 2018

pick your poison 

An adage that accurately describes any behavior of a teenager.

You can pick your poison being a teacher's pet, a druggie, or promiscuous.

pick your poison by Ereck Flowers August 26, 2018

mad hatter 

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

mad hatter by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

normal 

In theory, what everyone should try to be.

Guy: I just want to be normal.

Girl: Good.

normal by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2018