Ereck Flowers's definitions

gumball coin

A quarter.

I need to sort out these gumball coins.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

butterfly effucked

When fate is bad to you.

I just got butterfly effucked when I moved to this school and went on a date with that girl.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

eye dye

Contact lenses that change color of your eyes.

For the part, they made me wear eye dye. I have naturally brown eyes, and they wanted them light blue.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

whore

Someone who can't spell the alphabet, but can put a spell on you.

She was a whore. She got many Ds, including in her bra.

by Ereck Flowers April 15, 2015

nike

to just do it

I niked a 45 on a math test.

by Ereck Flowers October 8, 2011

television

a form of babysitter

The parents put the girl in front of the television until dinner was cooked.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015

fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.

Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014