Justin Tuck it

To accomplish an objective following a skillful charge.

Amar'e Stoudemire Justin-Tucked it to the hoop and slam-dunk over Michael Beasley.

Defensive ends must learn to Justin Tuck it when they face the Cowboys: they must learn to bowl over the offensive line, force Tony Romo to the turf, and cause him to cry and complain to the refs that the defense was "mean" to him.

by Ereck Flowers December 20, 2010

chest depressed

An insecure feeling a woman can have about the size, feel, or general look of her bosoms.

I know I shouldn't be chest depressed, but I am.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

drum bum

A homeless person who tries to make an earnest living receiving dollars for playing the drums from a variety of percussive things, be it buckets or actual drums.

Manhattan drum bums in the Subway? Cool! I will gladly slip you a fiver.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

farty

A party that has the entertainment value of a fart.

This is no party. It's a fucking farty.

by Ereck Flowers November 07, 2018

Who moved the rock?

What you say to a person who metaphorically has lived under a rock their entire life.

Man: My brother has married and lives in a mansion!

Police Officer: Who moved the rock?

by Ereck Flowers October 31, 2016

enneavor

A goal you cannot accomplish despite effort to do so.

It's an enneavor to do well on this math test.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

phat

A more insulting way of saying "fat," because it seems to have originally been a lie that you weren't fat, but only cool (phat). Being called fat in deceit is far worse than just being called plain fat.

"You're fat," Jeff said.

"What?" Erica asked.

"Uh, you're phat," Jeff said. "You heard of 'phat,' right? With a 'ph?'

"Litmus testing?" Erica asked.

"It means cool," Jeff said.

"Fuck you," Erica said.

by Ereck Flowers May 27, 2015