bored sword

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

drink slink

When you become relaxed from an alcoholic beverage.

I think I'll drink slink into bed with a good glass of scotch.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

damp champ

When a guy makes a woman orgasm during sexual intercourse.

He was a damp champ tonight!

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

hellish jealous

When you feel you are in prison because your love seems to be interested in someone else romantically, and there's no way for you to reconcile.

I'm hellish jealous that my husband is cheating on me, and nobody seems to mind except me.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Pathetic

When you need others to have sympathy for you to survive.

Boy: I don't know.

Man: you don't remember anything?

Boy: No.

Man: Oh, aren't you pathetic!

by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015

Donald Clump

The mass of defective brain cells that block the neurotransmitters of Donald Trump's brain, causing him to have no ability to process information, remember facts, or even be articulate, as well as interferes with his judgment, logic, sensitivity, reason, and general thought for the last 63 years of his life.

It's the Donald Clump. It's a disease specific to this demented man child in office named Donald Trump.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Empathy

Understanding someone else's anti-social predicaments.

Man 1: she's my girlfriend, but I don't speak to her.

Man 2: what do you mean?

Man 1: have some empathy.

Man 2: yeah, I'm sure she'll come around!

by Ereck Flowers April 11, 2015