451 definitions by Ereck Flowers

hair smashie

A hat that smashes one's hair.

Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016

eye sigh

When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.

My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

cyber-life

One's life on the internet.

Bob's got no cyber-life.

by Ereck Flowers March 9, 2011

Dost thou question?

A defensive comment for one's own idea when there is an idiot in the social group.

Bob: Let's go bowling.

Sandra: Yeah, I want to shoot a 225.

Ralph: You don't even know what a 225 is.

Sandra: Dost thou question?

by Ereck Flowers November 17, 2014

romantic experience

Learning from your romantic mistakes.

With my romantic experience, now I can narrow it down who I'm marrying and know how to be a better man.

by Ereck Flowers June 28, 2016

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019