Ereck Flowers's definitions

hellish jealous

When you feel you are in prison because your love seems to be interested in someone else romantically, and there's no way for you to reconcile.

I'm hellish jealous that my husband is cheating on me, and nobody seems to mind except me.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Sport

Anything you can slump at.

Joe: video games aren't a sport.

Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?

Joe: yes?

Bob: then it's a sport.

by Ereck Flowers November 9, 2014

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

cyber-life

One's life on the internet.

Bob's got no cyber-life.

by Ereck Flowers March 25, 2011

Burn Concern

The wildfires (in California during November of 2018, or any other like wildfires in history) that have destroyed forested areas, vehicles, homes and everything else in its path, killing many and causing the disappearance of many more, as well as poisoned the air, at a devastating and seemingly unstoppable rate.

This Burn Concern, or any other, needs to be contained immediately. This is too sad and scary with which to deal right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

absurd word

A hard-to-believe factoid.

That's certainly an absurd word you just uttered.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

old gold

When you find an old person, who, rather than being bitter and depressed about her old age, has seemed to develop wisdom and patience from experience, rendering the person more a blast to hang out with than anyone else it seems.

That guy is old gold. We had coffee, he bought me a Greek Mythology book at the store, and he gave me advice that I only understood later when I had time to reflect. Cool!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018