feckless necklace

Jewelry a guys gives a woman to make up for doing her wrong romantically.

Here's a feckless necklace, honey. So let's just get past my refusing that activity.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

picture fixture

A painting, drawing or photograph that adorns a wall in a residence.

There was a picture fixture in the dining room.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

nike

to just do it

I niked a 45 on a math test.

by Ereck Flowers October 08, 2011

remembering

Something that causes cancer.

Good thing I am not remembering.

by Ereck Flowers July 23, 2016

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Donald dump

The act of dumping on Donald Trump verbally.

I took a Donald dump for his xenophobic, racist, misogynistic and outright slimy comments again today. I've developed a sore throat, I say!

by Ereck Flowers October 08, 2016

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome

To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.

Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.

by Ereck Flowers January 07, 2011