Ereck Flowers's definitions

odd bod

A person's unattractive body.

That guy has an odd bod. I wonder how he feels in the locker room.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

bored sword

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Empathy

Understanding someone else's anti-social predicaments.

Man 1: she's my girlfriend, but I don't speak to her.

Man 2: what do you mean?

Man 1: have some empathy.

Man 2: yeah, I'm sure she'll come around!

by Ereck Flowers April 11, 2015

Donald Clump

The mass of defective brain cells that block the neurotransmitters of Donald Trump's brain, causing him to have no ability to process information, remember facts, or even be articulate, as well as interferes with his judgment, logic, sensitivity, reason, and general thought for the last 63 years of his life.

It's the Donald Clump. It's a disease specific to this demented man child in office named Donald Trump.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Pathetic

When you need others to have sympathy for you to survive.

Boy: I don't know.

Man: you don't remember anything?

Boy: No.

Man: Oh, aren't you pathetic!

by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015

Boy

A young person with male genitalia.

The parents were scared when the boy hurt himself on a hurdle.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015

humble jumble

When you are trying to say the right thing in conversation, but because you are trying to be overly modest or careful, the words come out wrong, and offends the person to whom you are speaking.

Oh God, on my first date, at the beginning to less, I had a humble jumble. Good thing she didn't get up and leave, though. I guess that means she's nice.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018