Definitions by Ereck Flowers

cello 

An instrument that sounds like a suicidal bumblebee.

I learned the cello. Maybe it would have been more interesting to learn the violin.

cello by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

cocoon phase

A period of development for a young adult.

Dad, I'm just going though this cocoon phase. One day, I'll evolve into something beautiful!

cocoon phase by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

Suck for Sam 

Something that became Sam Sucks.

It was Suck for Sam. Now it's Sam Sucks. Nice job with the 3rd overall pick.

Suck for Sam by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

cat by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

man tan 

A farmer's tan, or a trucker's tan.

I got a man tan on my arms from playing golf at noon in August.

man tan by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

pulling out all the stops 

Something someone does sometimes to delay doing the right thing for as long as he can, for whatever reason.

My friend is pulling out all the stops, as long as he doesn't have to do the right thing, really the only thing, which is to call me, his old friend, and stop playing this game with me.

pulling out all the stops by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

pounce bounce

Sexual intercourse.

The woman had pounce bounced on me.

pounce bounce by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018