bored sword

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

drink slink

When you become relaxed from an alcoholic beverage.

I think I'll drink slink into bed with a good glass of scotch.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

flippin'

A euphemism for "fucking."

No flippin' way I'm dating you!

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2017

office space

(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 07, 2011

clear seer

An accurate prediction.

Nice clear seer on the end of the game.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

sin graphing

When a person's life is chaotic, having the ups and downs of a sin graph.

I'm sin graphing right now. My life is all out of order.

by Ereck Flowers November 06, 2018

Screwed over

When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."

Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.

Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.

by Ereck Flowers January 26, 2015