Glad

The feeling a man has after he ejaculates.

I'm so glad that I feel we should sleep together!

by Ereck Flowers March 17, 2015

spite fight

A war or feud that's fueled purely from hatred and egotism.

My ex-husband wouldn't end this spite fight between us. It seems he will stop at nothing to cause me misery. He is truly a bastard.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

shot dot

The dot left from an injection.

I have a shot dot from my blood test.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

bail sale

When a sale is almost reached, but rejected at the last moment.

I had a bail sale on that expensive car. Dang!

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

weed need

When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.

Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.

Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

office space

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 07, 2011

global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018