Epicgamer33 's definitions

Kooss

It’s a all new word I made by me (The genius) epicgamer33. It stands for Islam Terrorists hijacking a plane and crash in too the World Trade Center and made it one of the worst days of American history…

Cool word right?

Mean while on 2021 on September 11…

My genius ass: hey
Friend: hey bro what’s up
My genius ass: guess what? I just came up with a new word.
Friend: ok, what is it?
My genius ass: kooss!
Friend: what’s that?
My genius ass: (me explaining it like a genius)
Friend: …
My genius ass: cool right
Friend: fuck is wrong with you? My grandparents died in 9/11!
My genius ass: oh… what a Kooss!

by Epicgamer33 January 27, 2022

Scooby snack

Scooby snack is a type of food for the character Scooby doo in the show “scooby doo” but me and my 2 big brother would usually cut pieces of a grilled chesse and would call it a Scooby snack

My brother: want a scoooby snack?

*Me demolishing the Scooby snack like a beast*

by Epicgamer33 July 1, 2022

Dylan

If you have the name Dylan. You are either a little ass fortnite kid who can’t make a DANM joke. Or a fat fuck who talks about Naruto and is fucking cringey as shit. Dylan is a terrible name (in my opinion). The name “Dylan” just reminds me of a cringey, annoying, screechy little fortnite kid who makes the whole room quite when he makes a joke. But 15% of the time, Dylan’s are pretty cool

Dylan: OMG GUYS AMONG US!!!
Me: …..
Dylan: *eats all my god DANM lunch*
Dylan: oops I thought that was mine sorry. Anyways can we talk about Naruto?
Me: *beats the fucking shit out Dylan*

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

butt sniffer

If you are called this, it’s over. You already lost the argument. You can’t insult them anymore because they insulted you so badly that there is not point to go on. Just let it go

Guy: you are a faggot. You like to kiss men and you always moan. You’re unfunny so please stfu

Guy 2: butt sniffer

Guy: :(

by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

Stanley Kubrick

There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special

Me watching 2001: a space odyssey

Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick

by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

Mug

It’s a cup. But with a handle. Genius! No like really, that’s very smart. Because if your cup is like really hot or cold, you can hold the handle then it will not be a problem. It’s so good in fact that even Urban dictionary always want to sell you one with your word. I mean right now, Urban dictionary is trying to sell you one right now with my word. That’s how powerful the mug is

Me: (drinks tea but cup is to hot)
Me: danm it the cups hot :(
My mind: wait my dumbass could have just got a mug
Me: I ran out of mugs. Guess I got to buy a mug from Urban dictionary with the chosen word I want. Only on Urbandictionary.com. Just get a cup and put any word with your own definition, no, shut the fuck up, this is not a ad and I’m not getting payed (sadly I’m not getting payed)

by Epicgamer33 January 27, 2022

Joe mama

A word that NO LIFE FUCKING BAND KIDS USE!!! If you use joe mama, you have no friends and you make everyone quiet I. The room when making a joke

Band kid: yo know who joe?
Normal human being: what… (this shit is annoying)
Band kid: JOE MAMA!!
Normal human being: bro you don’t have a MAMA or a dad
Band kid: oh… well you… um… joe-
Normal human being: shut the fuck up and get a life

by Epicgamer33 January 27, 2022