The pinching sensation from wearing a bra that is does not fit correctly, or has failed structurally. They can be caused by a band that is too tight, a cup that is the incorrect size, or a part of the support structure, like an underwire, has broken or torn through the fabric and is irritating the skin. Most often felt on the "pit tits" or cleavage.
My boyfriend is going to wonder if I'm cheating on him when I take off my clothes tonight. My tits are covered in bra bites!
by Ephemily January 10, 2013

A woman who uses her vagina or other orifices to hold sway over someone, or provide leverage that situations will play out in her favor.
She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.
by Ephemily December 30, 2013

Fat or flesh that can't be classified as back fat or actual breast tissue that hangs under the arms. They are the counterpart to Bingo Wings, the excess fat or sagging skin
on the upper arms. When not compressed by the bra of a band or other "foundation garment", excessive pit tits can prevent the owner from drawing their arms to their ides, giving them a sumo wrestler stance.
on the upper arms. When not compressed by the bra of a band or other "foundation garment", excessive pit tits can prevent the owner from drawing their arms to their ides, giving them a sumo wrestler stance.
I wish it were possible to moosh my pit tits into the cups of my bra. Maybe then, I wouldn't need a wonderbra just to look proportionate.
by Ephemily January 10, 2013

by Ephemily May 19, 2012

The embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. An impossible figure. Believed to be mathematically impossible. Synonyms: Unicorn, Real Geek Girl, Waifu. Related to Escher Staircase, Blivet.
James has been dating a Penrose Poppet for about a month now and he's going to be severely disappointed when he discovers she's an actual human being and not a mythical creature after all.
by Ephemily October 10, 2017
