Ephemily's definitions
Awethetic: adj. A combination of awesome and pathetic. Most commonly used to describe something others may find lame or undesirable, but the subject is proud of.
eg "I had such an awethetic night last night. I got 14 hours of sleep and just might be ready for the day."
by Ephemily June 24, 2014
Get the Awetheticmug. by Ephemily May 19, 2012
Get the Meh-thmug. An act of fellatio performed with a manual assist where the pinkies on the dominant hand remain in the culturally dictated "up" position.
by Ephemily October 11, 2017
Get the Bougie Blowiemug. Fat or flesh that can't be classified as back fat or actual breast tissue that hangs under the arms. They are the counterpart to Bingo Wings, the excess fat or sagging skin
on the upper arms. When not compressed by the bra of a band or other "foundation garment", excessive pit tits can prevent the owner from drawing their arms to their ides, giving them a sumo wrestler stance.
on the upper arms. When not compressed by the bra of a band or other "foundation garment", excessive pit tits can prevent the owner from drawing their arms to their ides, giving them a sumo wrestler stance.
I wish it were possible to moosh my pit tits into the cups of my bra. Maybe then, I wouldn't need a wonderbra just to look proportionate.
by Ephemily January 10, 2013
Get the Pit Titsmug. The embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. An impossible figure. Believed to be mathematically impossible. Synonyms: Unicorn, Real Geek Girl, Waifu. Related to Escher Staircase, Blivet.
James has been dating a Penrose Poppet for about a month now and he's going to be severely disappointed when he discovers she's an actual human being and not a mythical creature after all.
by Ephemily October 10, 2017
Get the Penrose Poppetmug.