Ephemily's definitions

Awethetic

Awethetic: adj. A combination of awesome and pathetic. Most commonly used to describe something others may find lame or undesirable, but the subject is proud of.

eg "I had such an awethetic night last night. I got 14 hours of sleep and just might be ready for the day."

by Ephemily June 24, 2014

Meh-th

A person, place, or thing that fills you with a sense of malaise, or completely underwhelmed.

I'm so sick of online dating. I think I'm calling that site my Meh-th dealer from now on.

by Ephemily May 19, 2012

Whoricane

A frenzied sex act or romp.

This is why I don't drink tequila. I woke up this morning, and my entire apartment looked like it was hit by an F5 whoricane. There was a trail of clothing starting with my left shoe in the driveway, and ending with my shredded panties on at the foot of the bed.

by Ephemily May 19, 2012

Penrose Poppet

The embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. An impossible figure. Believed to be mathematically impossible. Synonyms: Unicorn, Real Geek Girl, Waifu. Related to Escher Staircase, Blivet.

James has been dating a Penrose Poppet for about a month now and he's going to be severely disappointed when he discovers she's an actual human being and not a mythical creature after all.

by Ephemily October 10, 2017

Bougie Blowie

An act of fellatio performed with a manual assist where the pinkies on the dominant hand remain in the culturally dictated "up" position.

She's so 1%, she even goes pinkies up when going down. Total bougie blowie queen.

by Ephemily October 11, 2017