Bougie Blowie

An act of fellatio performed with a manual assist where the pinkies on the dominant hand remain in the culturally dictated "up" position.

She's so 1%, she even goes pinkies up when going down. Total bougie blowie queen.

by Ephemily October 11, 2017

Whoricane

A frenzied sex act or romp.

This is why I don't drink tequila. I woke up this morning, and my entire apartment looked like it was hit by an F5 whoricane. There was a trail of clothing starting with my left shoe in the driveway, and ending with my shredded panties on at the foot of the bed.

by Ephemily May 19, 2012

Old Bae Seasoning

A phrase for setting up the description your older lover's mood.

The Old Bae Seasoning at my house has been rather salty recently. Her sister's visit was supposed to be for just a weekend, and here it's Wednesday. They're driving each other crazy!

by Ephemily October 11, 2017

Neighbur

A neighbor or fellow tenant who's constantly doing some behavior that is obnoxious, loud, irritating, or unsafe. They are the "thorn in your side" of the building or block.

Phil went to work early this morning and forgot to turn off his regular alarm again. I lay in bed, listening to it beeping for an hour before I gave up and moved to the couch. I think he stole the title of Neighbur" from Nancy, the lady who was always propping the door open for her booty calls.

by Ephemily November 28, 2012

Meh-th

A person, place, or thing that fills you with a sense of malaise, or completely underwhelmed.

I'm so sick of online dating. I think I'm calling that site my Meh-th dealer from now on.

by Ephemily May 19, 2012