Definitions by Ephemily

Pit Tits 

Fat or flesh that can't be classified as back fat or actual breast tissue that hangs under the arms. They are the counterpart to Bingo Wings, the excess fat or sagging skin

on the upper arms. When not compressed by the bra of a band or other "foundation garment", excessive pit tits can prevent the owner from drawing their arms to their ides, giving them a sumo wrestler stance.

I wish it were possible to moosh my pit tits into the cups of my bra. Maybe then, I wouldn't need a wonderbra just to look proportionate.

Pit Tits by Ephemily January 10, 2013

Neighbur 

A neighbor or fellow tenant who's constantly doing some behavior that is obnoxious, loud, irritating, or unsafe. They are the "thorn in your side" of the building or block.

Phil went to work early this morning and forgot to turn off his regular alarm again. I lay in bed, listening to it beeping for an hour before I gave up and moved to the couch. I think he stole the title of Neighbur" from Nancy, the lady who was always propping the door open for her booty calls.

Neighbur by Ephemily November 28, 2012

heirloom cock 

The names and phone numbers that get passed along now that your friend is seeing someone exclusively.

Now that Jason and Cindy are exclusive, she said she'd pass along some of her Heirloom Cock to us. Dibs on the guy with all the tattoos.

heirloom cock by Ephemily May 19, 2012

Meh-th 

A person, place, or thing that fills you with a sense of malaise, or completely underwhelmed.

I'm so sick of online dating. I think I'm calling that site my Meh-th dealer from now on.

Meh-th by Ephemily May 19, 2012

Whoricane 

A frenzied sex act or romp.

This is why I don't drink tequila. I woke up this morning, and my entire apartment looked like it was hit by an F5 whoricane. There was a trail of clothing starting with my left shoe in the driveway, and ending with my shredded panties on at the foot of the bed.

Whoricane by Ephemily May 19, 2012