A person who's name is John followed by a middle name beginning with "Finn-" . Most commonly given to teenagers or adults with short necks, loud mouths, annoying but overall awesome people.
by Enzo Ferelli April 09, 2005

The Lead guitarist of Jane's Addiction and on one of RHCP's albums, One Hot Minute. He's married to Carmen Electra and had a TV show with her. In 2001, he released his solo album, Trust No One. He also recorded on Porno For Pyros album God's Good Urge on the song Freeway. A truely remarkable musician with forceful guitar riffs and moving lyrics.
by Enzo Ferelli September 16, 2005

A weapon that is a gun. It has a barrell like magazine that can hold up to 66bullets in one clip. Assumed to be Russian developed. A mean machine of death.
by Enzo Ferelli September 30, 2005

A killer guitarist who most famously showed up in Jane's Addiction. Jane's Addiction he was the lead guitarist with Perry Farrell as vocals. He was with the Red Hot Chili Peppers in the One Hot Minute album and diiferent projects. He showed up in the Porno For Pyros album Good God's Urge. Then he put out a solo album about his pain and suffering with personal issues and a recovered heroin addiction called Trust No One with my favorite song Slow Motion Sickness. He had an MTV show with Carmen Electra and then Jane's Addiction was re-formed with the album Strays but then broke up again. I don't know of Dave's current status.
SLOW MOTION SICKNESS- Countinue the waiting. Tearing at the wing. I must have found. A terrible play thing broken on a swing. I must have found. Kept boxes of old days when you were afraid.
Sometimes, I don't feel so, I don't feel so good, sometimes.
Sometimes, I don't feel so, I don't feel so good, sometimes.
by Enzo Ferelli July 15, 2008

A bahamian beer that is just straight fuckin' awesome. It has more beer in the bottle and a higher proof. It comes in Light, Gold, Gold Light, Premium, Premuim Light. Only found around and in Bahamas. A very good beer, tastes like Corona with more alcohol. Named after the sound that cow bells make when clashed together.
KALIK! I'm drinking KALIK!
by Enzo Ferelli April 11, 2005
