Meat Stabber

1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.

That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.

by Enigmanic September 11, 2014

poopterd

A nonsensical word used to vaguely refer to something in an unflattering way, in place of the words shit or stuff.

Did you see his new car? That poopterd has no air conditioning.

by Enigmanic February 06, 2009

mcniggertits

1. A woman who has very attractive breasts but whose other physical features are mediocre or unattractive.

2. A caucasian woman with large jiggly breasts, like a heavyset black woman.

That girl is mcniggertits. She has great tits, but she's fugly and she got no booty.

by Enigmanic February 06, 2009

anal boom

To flatulate noisily, to expel a fart so loudly it can be heard in another room of the house; to fart loud enough to frighten small children.

He made an anal boom that caused my ears to pop.

by Enigmanic May 09, 2009

geek

A person of high intelligence who typically does not fit into popular social groups. Geeks tend to make friends with other social outcasts with similar hobbies and/or interests.

That geek is pretty smart, but he always gets teased by the preppies and jocks.

by Enigmanic May 10, 2009

nosegoblin

A large mass of mucous picked from your nose. A very large booger.

He should stop picking his nose and blow it properly. He's been pulling out nosegoblins.

by Enigmanic February 06, 2009

nerd

A very intelligent person who lacks social skills and fashion sense. Nerds do not fit into popular social groups and may have difficulty making friends.

That nerd is super smart, but he has no cool friends because he's so dorky.

by Enigmanic May 10, 2009