A showerbator is someone who masterbates only or most of the time in the shower. This sometimes results in them getting an erection everytime they get in a shower.
1 : I got caught measterbating again last night, how do you never get caught?
2 : I only masterbate in the shower
1 : Your such a showerbator
2 : I only masterbate in the shower
1 : Your such a showerbator
by Enigma Pie March 29, 2006
A Pump Monkey is anyone who is the gas attendent at a gas station. This is one of the lowest jobs someone can have.
1 - Guess what! I got a job!
2 - Where?
1 - Gas Station, pumping gas!
2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey!
2 - Where?
1 - Gas Station, pumping gas!
2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey!
by Enigma Pie July 30, 2006
This is the cause of sitting on a school bus on a hot day. The bus's hot plastic/rubber seats heat up against your butt causing the sitter to constantly shift. This constant shifting ends up with the sitters ass sweating causing a wedgie that is severly hard to de-wedge. This is known as Hot Bus Wedgie.
1 gets off bus
1: aw damn I got a bad case of the Hot Bus Wedgie.
2: HAHAHHAHAHAHA good luck de-wedging that!
1: aw damn I got a bad case of the Hot Bus Wedgie.
2: HAHAHHAHAHAHA good luck de-wedging that!
by Enigma Pie May 09, 2006
A bush jockey is a form of pervert. It is someone who hides in the bushes in order to watch people who think they are not being watched. This almost always gets a bush jockey off.
Man : I'm having a real good time tonight, I'd like to see more of you if you know what I mean...
Woman : Oh I do and you can expect...what was that? theres someone in the bushes!
Man : Dammit you stupid Bush Jockey!
Bush Jockey : Oh no, I must flee!
Woman : Oh I do and you can expect...what was that? theres someone in the bushes!
Man : Dammit you stupid Bush Jockey!
Bush Jockey : Oh no, I must flee!
by Enigma Pie July 24, 2006
The coolest thing you will ever see in Chicago. The Bean is a large reflective metal bean that is placed randomly in Chicago. Taking pictures of this results in a mirrored shot.
Person 1: Man look its The Bean!
Person 2: The Bean is the bomb! Lets take pictures of it!
Person 3: YEAH!BEAN!
Person 2: The Bean is the bomb! Lets take pictures of it!
Person 3: YEAH!BEAN!
by Enigma Pie April 30, 2006
Someone who is cocky, arrogant and a flirt. One can be accused of being Fresh or trying to get get Fresh with someone. This is usually when someone tries to get some physical action without permission first.
1 - Hey, hows it going? *Slides hand to 2's waist*
2 - Are you trying to get Fresh with me?
1 - Me? No....
2 - Are you trying to get Fresh with me?
1 - Me? No....
by Enigma Pie July 30, 2006
Canmerican is the speech of someone who lives in Canada and has an american accent or vice versa. The speaker of this language adds sch to the start of any sl words and dzzzz to any words starting with de. This is a very annoying and confusing speech to anyone who hears it.
Teacher : Today class well be finding the schlope of a line. As you see the schlope of this line will seem like it is schlowing down. So the answer is 36.57 and don't forget your dzzzzzmal point.
Student 1: Man I can't understand her at all.
Student 2: Yeah it's because of her shotty Canmerican.
Student 1: Man I can't understand her at all.
Student 2: Yeah it's because of her shotty Canmerican.
by Enigma Pie April 26, 2006