Definitions by English Boy under the Eiffel

MJR 

noun: (Man Juice Reduction) A psycho-physical disorder in men, in which the thought, or sight of things causes them to ejaculate.

Nearly 10,000 men suffer from this disease a second

I was in the store and saw some cantaloupe and my MJR happened.

MJR by English Boy under the Eiffel April 19, 2010

Crotch Dragon 

Noun: An untimely and unexpected erection.

Juan was asked to come to the head of the class, but could not because his shorts could not conceal his crotch dragon.

Crotch Dragon by English Boy under the Eiffel April 19, 2010

Ghostburning 

Verb: When one blares the Ghostbusters soundtrack, while peeling out of a parking lot or roadway

The people ran to their windows when they heard someone Ghostburning outside.

Ghostburning by English Boy under the Eiffel April 15, 2010

Neerf 

A filler word used to replace a word which is either unknown or difficult to pronounce, commonly imployed during biblical reading

1. "Hey John, how are you?"

"Hey... neerf, how are you?"

2. From the Bible: "Shem then begat Obadia, who begat Neerf"

Neerf by English Boy under the Eiffel April 14, 2010