Skip to main content

Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.
Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.
by Energy 79 October 4, 2016
mugGet the Nut shorts mug.

nut-cut shorts

Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.
Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.
by jessie blum May 12, 2008
mugGet the nut-cut shorts mug.

Short-Term Nut

When you're reminiscing about how nice of a nut you had and you try and remember what you nutted to, but you completely forget. And then you spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember but you just can't. Then you start hallucinating, thinking you found the video, but it's just another amateur rip off where the thot is clearly in her 40's.

>Not to be confused with the Mandela Nut.
"Hey man, I could hear you through the wall, that sounded liked a pretty good nut. Can you tell me the video?"
"Oh sure, It's uh... It's uh..."
"Sounds like short-term nut to me."
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
mugGet the Short-Term Nut mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email