Definitions by Emotional Cruiser

tajir

An Indonesian adjective meaning "rich", which is akcually a loanword of Arabic origin that originally means "merchant". Owning certain items like select gaming consoles beyond the first PlayStation, can make an Indonesian person feel being "tajir".

Look, her phone is the latest iPhone, she must be so "tajir".

tajir by Emotional Cruiser April 2, 2026

tajir

An Indonesian adjective meaning "rich", which is akcually a loanword of Arabic origin that originally means "merchant". Owning certain items like select gaming consoles beyond the first PlayStation, can make an Indonesian person feel being "tajir".

Look, his phone is the latest iPhone — that's why he looks so "tajir".

tajir by Emotional Cruiser April 2, 2026

OS

Originally stands for "operating system", this backronym stands for the Indonesian term "otak sistemik" (meaning "systemic brain"). The intended meaning of this backronym akcually refers to the Indonesian term "kerangka berpikir" (meaning "framework of thinking").

Bro stop, I’m not talking about an OS — I’m talking about my "otak sistemik" setup.

OS by Emotional Cruiser March 30, 2026

What the fuck

A corruption of "What's the fuss?" that has somehow turned from neutral into a profanity

I just opened my inbox and what the fuck, I got three emails about a meeting that doesn’t exist.

What the fuck by Emotional Cruiser March 28, 2026

COLI

An Indonesian backronym for "Cabang Olahraga Limajari" (meaning "five-handed sport branch"), which originates from a slang term for "masturbation"

He made a meme about ‘COLI’… and then immediately closed the tab like nothing happened.

COLI by Emotional Cruiser March 28, 2026

five-handed sport

A slang term for "masturbation" originating from the Indonesian phrase "Cabang Olahraga Limajari" (meaning "five-handed sport branch"), which is in turn a backronym for the Indonesian word "coli" (meaning "masturbation").

He made a meme about ‘five-handed sport’… and then immediately closed the tab like nothing happened.

five-handed sport by Emotional Cruiser March 22, 2026

involuntary masturbation

The occurrence of your penis spitting out sperms without you being able to control it, similar to women's menstruation. It's mainly caused by medication side effects, stress, and overtly frequent masturbation.

Dude, I wasn’t trying to have anything happen—I just had an involuntary masturbation after starting a new medication. It was startling, but it wasn’t something I could control.

involuntary masturbation by Emotional Cruiser March 22, 2026