Definitions by Emotional Cruiser
miracle
The slang term "miracle" refers to the retirees' ability to have hours of recreational screen time from as early as the afternoon of the same day they've been rude to people in the morning, whereas the behavior requirements to get (extra hours of) recreational screen time are stricter in teenagers and young adults.
It's a true miracle how retirees can dive into hours of screen time by the afternoon after being rude in the morning, while we teenagers have to jump through hoops just to earn a little leisure!
miracle by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
template
The term "template" refers to the act of (a writer) reusing elements from the previous stories that has already been written (by this same writer). For example, if a writer has once had written a story about a uniform-wearing high school girl with strict parents, then it's going to be easier for this same writer to write a story about a career woman who has been working at a company with strict employer since Tuesday, April 2nd 1991.
After writing her first novel about a uniform-wearing high school girl with strict parents, she found it easy to create a new story about a career woman facing similar challenges at her job, proving that the concept of a 'template' can save time and spark creativity in writing!
template by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
Konoha
When my friend joked about Konoha, he meant Indonesia—it's a nickname that highlights all the chaos and challenges happening there, but it’s also a reminder of the resilience of the people!
Konoha by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
wiki
A place to find pieces of information about an object first introduced with Web 2.0, derived from the Javanese phrase, "O, iki," meaning, "Must be this one"
Whenever I need to settle a debate, I just pull up a wiki; it's the go-to spot for finding info, even if its name sounds like a Javanese phrase for 'this is it!'
wiki by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
GTA 6
Grand Theft Auto 6 (GTA 6) is an upcoming AAA-game infamous for taking too long to make. This game was originally expected in the Fall of 2025, then delayed to May 26, 2026, after which it was still delayed further to November 2026.
Every time I hear someone mention GTA 6, I can't help but roll my eyes—it's like waiting for a unicorn to drop from the sky with how long it's taking to release!
GTA 6 by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
too young to watch Threadpool
This phrase is a concise way to mean, "My parents still deem the movie 'Threadpool' to be too inappropriate for me to watch," regardless whether you're still 5, 15, or 25 years old. Here, 'Threadpool' can be replaced by any movie with excessive amount of inappropriate contents (vulgarity, profanity, violence, etc.), but 'Threadpool' is among the most common movies for children to salivate at whilst still being too young to watch said movies.
At 25, I still joke with my friends that I'm too young to watch Threadpool—it’s just a classic line for any movie my parents thought was too wild for me!
too young to watch Threadpool by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025
dancing threadpool
A tongue-in-cheek backronym for Deadpool, i.e. the title of the movie that you guys are still too young to watch
Whenever we talk about Deadpool, we can't help but laugh and call it 'Dancing Threadpool'—it’s our inside joke about how we’re all still too young for that kind of chaos!
dancing threadpool by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025