Definitions by Emotional Cruiser
bartender
The slang term referring to people who concoct two or more pre-existing beverages (e.g. Sustagen + Kapal Api coffee + Red Bull energy drink + Kuku Bima energy drink) into an entirely new kind of beverage
At the party, he turned into a real bartender, mixing Sustagen with Kapal Api coffee and a splash of Red Bull—who knew energy drinks could reach such creative heights?
bartender by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
Bali
An island that is commonly though to be its own country, when it is akcually a part of the larger country named Indonesia
Every time someone mentions Bali, I have to remind them it's not a country—it's just a stunning island in Indonesia that everyone thinks stands alone!
Bali by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
residual screen time
The duration of time when your screen device (e.g. smartphone) displays some non-blackout images whilst you aren't actively staring at the screen device — hence counted as "screen time" on its Screen Time app despite not harming your eyesight in any way
I love how my phone tracks residual screen time; I might not be staring at it, but those non-blackout images still rack up the hours like I'm glued to the screen!
residual screen time by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
ambassador
An ambassador is a person who represents and promotes a particular group, idea, or belief, often serving as a positive example for others. They embody the values of their community and strive to influence perceptions through their actions and words.
“Non Muslims don’t read the Quran, they don’t read the Hadith, they read you. So be a good ambassador of Islam.” — Khabib Nurmagomedov
ambassador by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
smoking
The fastest way to become poor, as cigarettes a) are now increasingly expensive, b) cause employees to miss special bonus wages for non-smokers, and c) cause diseases (e.g. lung cancer) that make you expend large sums of money for medical treatment
If you want to go broke fast, just start smoking—between the skyrocketing prices, missing out on non-smoker bonus wages, and the hefty medical bills, it's like throwing money out the window!
smoking by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
transcend
When you really want to express that something goes beyond expectations, just say it’s time to transcend the usual limits!
transcend by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
pad
A word that lumps together a) tablet PC, e.g. Apple iPad, b) a sound of synthesizer that is produced by padding it out, c) short for "sanitary pad" or "maxipad"
I brought my pad to the café—not just my iPad for browsing, but also my favorite synth sounds and a sanitary pad just in case!
pad by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025