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A file type with the extension ".fck" invented by Ryan Reynolds at the Marvel of Computing University (MCU). FuCK files contain "thread pools", which are collections of pre-initialized, idle threads ready to execute tasks, optimizing system resource use in network In network programming, it optimizes the use of system resources by reusing threads for multiple tasks.
After implementing the FuCK file in my project, the performance improved significantly thanks to the efficient thread management!
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The new Apple mouse with a charging port at the bottom is a classic case of unnovation—it's inconveniently designed yet marketed as a cutting-edge product.
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I thought we were best friends until I found out my roommate was secretly adding their guilty pleasure songs to our shared Spotify account!
by Emotional Cruiser October 11, 2025
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With this screen time—self esteem syndrome, I worry if my classmates still continue to chat with me on WhatsApp even when my mom has said, "Get off your phone."
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
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I pulled an all-nighter for my programming project, fully embracing the triple Java: coding in Java, sipping my coffee, and soaking up the vibes of beautiful Java Island!
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With the new uniform policy, parents can finally relax knowing their son won't be distracted by girls who wear revealing clothes like tanktops / spaghetti straps at school!
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
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