Definitions by Emotional Cruiser

duck you

A misspelling for "fuck you"

In the heat of the moment, all I could think to say was 'duck you!'—my temper got the best of me!

duck you by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

motherducker

A misspelling for "motherfucker"

When he called me a motherducker, I couldn’t help but laugh—his misspellings make his insults ten times funnier!

motherducker by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

duck

A misspelling for the four-letter word "fuck"

I can't believe I just said 'duck' instead of the four-letter word; my friends will never let me live it down!

duck by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

gooning

A slang term for "masturbating"

After a long day, sometimes you just need a little gooning time to unwind—no shame in that!

gooning by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

third-party authority

A slang term for "external authority", which is commonly imposed by parents, teachers, institutions, and employers to children, teenagers, and younger adults — but not that commonly imposed to seniors old enough to retire

I can't stand how third-party authority controls our lives—parents and teachers are always dictating what we can do, while seniors just chill and enjoy their freedom!

third-party authority by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

old people's self-reward

A slang term for extra (hours of recreational) screen time that seniors can easily have as a form of self-reward; whilst children, teenagers, and younger adults are subject to more stringent behavior requirements to obtain the same duration of extra screen time due to the presence of third-party authority (parents, teachers, institutions, and employers)

It's wild how my grandparents can rack up hours of screen time as some kind of old people's self-reward, while I have to jump through hoops just to watch an extra episode!

old people's self-reward by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

overthinking

A condition caused by a) being the only one in class still having screen time limits imposed by parents whilst in college, and b) still deemed too young to watch Threadpool by parents even at the "old" age of 20 — both caused by having once had delayed pubertal stage and being unable to afford moving out from parents' house

Being 20 and still facing screen time limits while my friends going to the movies to watch Threadpool has turned me into "a master of overthinking"—thanks, delayed puberty!

overthinking by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025