Definitions by Emotional Cruiser
junkyard smart fridge
This slang term refers to a second-hand smart fridge bought from a junkyard by a middle-class family who wants to experience owning a smart fridge but just cannot afford one. Once having arrived at the family's home, this smart fridge ends up (experience some kind bug causing it) having its date setting stuck on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Hence, the family can only eat from the smart fridge at night, at least for the first several days upon the arrival of the smart fridge.
When the Johnsons bought a junkyard smart fridge, they were excited to upgrade their kitchen, but little did they know it had a glitch that locked the date on Ramadan—so they could only raid it for snacks after sunset for the first few days!
junkyard smart fridge by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025
Dedpul
Named after the movie Deadpool, this backronym of Indonesian origin stands for "Dedikasi, Produktif, Unggul" (meaning "Dedicative, Productive, Superior")
When my friends asked how I managed to juggle work, school, and my side hustle, I just laughed and said it's all about being Dedpul—Dedikasi, Produktif, Unggul!
Dedpul by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025
free pass
Something that allows seniors to get extra (hours of recreational) screen time with less stringent behavior requirement, even when they are equally prone the negative effects of excessive screen time as children and adolescents
It's like seniors get a free pass when it comes to screen time—while we're jumping through hoops for a few extra minutes, they’re binge-watching shows without a care in the world!
free pass by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025
innocent
Describes questions or comments made by children that are sincere and devoid of malice, often revealing their curiosity about the world and sometimes leading to awkward or difficult discussions for adults.
Hearing those innocent questions from kids always takes me back; like when my niece asked, 'Why does grandma watch TV all day long?'—it really makes you think!
innocent by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025