Emily's definitions

choke on a dick

Phrase used to express anger toward another.

damn, bitch! you ate my bagel?! go choke on a dick!

by Emily July 27, 2004

Keenile Penis Predictor

Predicting the size, shape and cheese content of a persons penis

Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end

by Emily January 26, 2006

Chode

Cash is the area between ur asshole and ballsack, a Chode is a dick wider than it is long.

Cash: "Lick my cash? I'd rather have u lick my ass!"
Chode: "Suckle on my Chode"

by Emily November 7, 2004

Wab

a person (usually a boy/man)who has some attractive qualities but is essentially not a good person because he/she behaves in a selfish, unthinking way, particularly in relationships with the opposite sex. Often this person will be a player.

Bryan McFadden (formerly of Westlife)

by Emily December 13, 2004

Kiss

a liplock

my mom and dad kissed all night

by emily June 18, 2004

Cheh

A cross between bleh and cheese, meaning that whoever you are talking to is boring.

Boring person: "Blah blah blaaaaaah"
Other: "Cheh, you should shut up."

by Emily December 12, 2003

ditzy hooker

a girl who wears too much makeup is a blonde wears slutty clothes diappears at nights is tired when she is paid. works as an apprentice to a hooker and has a dream to work at hooters!

o....my....god.....becky look at that ass she has got to be a hooker my lord its kristin she used to be a good girl yeah right! until 70's well we all knew what happened after that!!!!!!

by emily July 6, 2004