Definitions by Emerson Crossjostle

munchkin blumpkin 

a small, surprising event that takes place in a movie which elevates a good movie to greatness

The whole reason I like to got to movies when they first come out is to be surprised by the munchkin blumpkin (if there is one) before anyone blabs about it online.

munchkin blumpkin by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

reverse Operation game

role-playing game; opposite of Operation board game; objective is to ring buzzer with organ

It's called the reverse Operation game. You put the organ in and try to make the buzzer ring.

reverse Operation game by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

diaperogative 

a baby's prerogative to capture the crowd's attention

I believe that smell is Little Bobby's diaperogative needing changing.

diaperogative by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

This Poo Shall Pass

positive affirmation used to cure constipation

Went to New Age doctor for cure to my ‘having trouble pooping’ problem. Cost: $100 bucks.

Suggested I say affirmation.

THIS POO SHALL PASS

This Poo Shall Pass by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Congressional confessional 

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

Congressional confessional by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

shit talking shit

poop trash-talking other poop

"You are one stinky shit."
"You stink way more than I do."

"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."

(shit talking shit)

shit talking shit by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Seed Library 

The section in some public libraries where you can use your library card to check out heirloom (local) seeds, with the implied promise that if your gardening efforts are successful, you'll replace the seeds you 'borrowed' from the Seed Library by agreeing to give them some of the seeds that your new plants produced.

My public library now has a Seed Library inside which lets me check out packets of local seeds. It's made it super easy for me to grow salad greens and eat healthy for free.

Seed Library by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013