urbdicted

where the misspelled version of a word appears at top of Google because it was first defined on Urban Dictionary

An example of an urbdicted word is burritagasm. It's the combination of the word 'burrito' and 'orgasm'.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013

helmet helmet

what a helmet wears for protection

If I was a helmet, I'd wear a helmet helmet, too.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013

he'll

the way auto-correct thinks hell is spelled

If there really is a he'll, auto-correct will be nearby.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

vagnostic

One who has a solid trust in vagina despite having somewhat vague beliefs.

The vagnostic was a deep believer in vagina, although he/she knew not of just quite what.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

Fucking Obama

blaming President Obama for everything; a internet phrase added to the end of complaints about pretty much anything

I can't believe it's raining. Fucking Obama.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

playing fetch

golf always; soccer usually

TV's on. Wasn't paying attention. Realized I've been ignoring golf, not soccer*. What is with these people playing fetch with their balls?

*world football (whatever)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

Bros before Moses

a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt

According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013