A once-popular nickname for a certain ex-president, based on a photoshopped picture of him wearing a bunny outfit instead of his Mission Accomplished flight suit.
When the teacher asked the child who was president before Barack Obama, she answered, "Bunnypants," because that's what her parents had always called him.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
Went to New Age doctor for cure to my ‘having trouble pooping’ problem. Cost: $100 bucks.
Suggested I say affirmation.
THIS POO SHALL PASS
Suggested I say affirmation.
THIS POO SHALL PASS
by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013
It's fun like old people upsetting, not like having fun old people upsetting.
by Emerson Crossjostle May 12, 2015
by Emerson Crossjostle May 11, 2015
The section in some public libraries where you can use your library card to check out heirloom (local) seeds, with the implied promise that if your gardening efforts are successful, you'll replace the seeds you 'borrowed' from the Seed Library by agreeing to give them some of the seeds that your new plants produced.
My public library now has a Seed Library inside which lets me check out packets of local seeds. It's made it super easy for me to grow salad greens and eat healthy for free.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013