28 definitions by Emerson Crossjostle
A white pigeon (dove) poops on an optimistic person of faith's head to indicate that his/her prayer/request was heard, reviewed, and has been emphatically denied.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013
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where the misspelled version of a word appears at top of Google because it was first defined on Urban Dictionary
An example of an urbdicted word is burritagasm. It's the combination of the word 'burrito' and 'orgasm'.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013
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newly submitted words and terms are officially awarded this as soon as the great Urban Dictionary editors grant them their approval
When a term is accepted by UD editors (who are so sexy) for inclusion in Urban Dictionary, it is said to have received an 'urbdict induct'.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 17, 2013
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by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013
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by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013
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Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.
Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013
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poop trash-talking other poop
"You are one stinky shit."
"You stink way more than I do."
"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."
(shit talking shit)
"You stink way more than I do."
"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."
(shit talking shit)
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013
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