A once-popular nickname for a certain ex-president, based on a photoshopped picture of him wearing a bunny outfit instead of his Mission Accomplished flight suit.
When the teacher asked the child who was president before Barack Obama, she answered, "Bunnypants," because that's what her parents had always called him.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013
The coordinated team effort by all the inanimate objects around you to completely and totally fuck with a person for no apparent reason other than their own amusement.
I believe it was Mandelbrot who forgot to warn us of the Africanized bee-swarming, black cloud-ish shit storm where inanimate objects all collude to fuck with us when they're bored. It's called the asshole fractal.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013
Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.
“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional
“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013
where the misspelled version of a word appears at top of Google because it was first defined on Urban Dictionary
An example of an urbdicted word is burritagasm. It's the combination of the word 'burrito' and 'orgasm'.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013
using your mind to outsmart your soda and prevent it from spraying you; also known as defensive drinking, or thinking before you drink
"If a soda seems to be all shaken up, calm it down by tapping on the top of the can a little bit." ~Pop psychology
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013
Went to New Age doctor for cure to my ‘having trouble pooping’ problem. Cost: $100 bucks.
Suggested I say affirmation.
THIS POO SHALL PASS
Suggested I say affirmation.
THIS POO SHALL PASS
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013