vagnostic

One who has a solid trust in vagina despite having somewhat vague beliefs.

The vagnostic was a deep believer in vagina, although he/she knew not of just quite what.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

dbdb

Acronym: don't be a douche bag

The bouncer lost his stamper; so he used a pen and wrote 'dbdb' on everybody's hand.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

turduvadove

A white pigeon (dove) poops on an optimistic person of faith's head to indicate that his/her prayer/request was heard, reviewed, and has been emphatically denied.

Turduvadove. ..Word from above.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013

dildoridoo

Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.

Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

Emerson

Not the 20th century, transcendentalist poet who changed his last name to his favorite word on Urban Dictionary

They were uncomfortable calling him Mr. Crossjostle, so his friends just called him Emerson.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

diaperogative

a baby's prerogative to capture the crowd's attention

I believe that smell is Little Bobby's diaperogative needing changing.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

Asshole Fractal

The coordinated team effort by all the inanimate objects around you to completely and totally fuck with a person for no apparent reason other than their own amusement.

I believe it was Mandelbrot who forgot to warn us of the Africanized bee-swarming, black cloud-ish shit storm where inanimate objects all collude to fuck with us when they're bored. It's called the asshole fractal.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013