Embem's definitions

Crawkward

A mix between creepy and awkward.

When he sat down at our table, it was really crawkward.

by embem August 14, 2008

wumpkin

A pumpkin and a watermelon combined into one plant.

They had a wumpkin at the state fair!
I wonder what it'd taste like...

by embem August 18, 2008

stalkertivity

An activity you do with your stalker.

The boy who stalks me asked me if he could come over to play video games. It'll be a fun stalkertivity.

by embem October 3, 2008

Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

GSTL

An acronym for Guest Service Team Lead.
At target stores, the person in the front with the keys and a walkie.

Who is the GSTL? I need to get a price check in toys, so I need a walkie.

by embem February 8, 2009

Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

by embem February 8, 2009