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dirkafied 

Adjective: Possessing or exhibiting the properties of a dirka. esp. when describing inantimate objects or events. Malfuctioning, flawed, unresponsive, corrupt, broken.
1.) This cell phone gets no service, it is so dirkafied!
2.) The referee's calls are dirkafied, that's the third turnover this quarter.
dirkafied by Elvishfarmer June 30, 2006
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dirtified 

To suffer from dirty play/tricks and tactics.

Being the object where foul play is used upon.
omg! I got dirtified.

Definition: Oh my god! I have been owned by dirty tactics.
dirtified by Nickowns February 2, 2004

Dickafied 

When the you have sex with some and their dick is so good you feel like you immediately catch feelings.
Apparently he has a great dick and they caught feelings after day 1, must be dickafied.
Dickafied by 1Captain@merica November 22, 2021

dorkified 

A name for a person, who has any unwanted quality, or bad qualities. Like
exhibiting the qualities of being boring, acting unintelligent or being unintelligent, being strange, acting inappropriate, being odious, being EGOTISTICAL, eating too much and being Overweight and revolting looking, obsessed about unimportant things, being very difficult, being cruel to others for no reason, showing the trait of being greedy, unattractive and a cunt.
1. Dude that girl from Isketch, she is a total dorkified.

2. She is a dorkified, no doubt about it man.
dorkified by Guardian Glass July 4, 2008

dirkafecation

Combination of dirka and defecation. The act of transforming or reducing the quality of a location or person to a level commensurate with third-world socio-economic standards.
1.) Before the change in management, O'Malley's pub restrooms suffered from intense dirkafecation.

2.) The mayor's committee to halt the advancement of urban sprawl was dubbed "The Anti-Dirkafecation League."

3.) The fledgling nations experienced widespread dirkafecation before economic conditions improved.
dirkafecation by Elvishfarmer June 30, 2006

dinkified 

(dink ih fy); dinkifying (dink ih fy ing)

1) To make one dumber
2) Be reduced to the lowest levels of stupidity
3) Become a dinkus
Example 1:

Stop hanging out with her. She is dinkifying you.

Example 2:

Person 1: I want to put a bunch of bowling balls in a pillow case and beat someone with it.

Person 2: Dude, have you been dinkified?
dinkified by guitarguy16 March 31, 2009

dykafied 

when a straight person (usually a girl) portrays lesbian like qualities such as a dykeish warbrobe or manly features.
(Sigh) Totally dykafied.
dykafied by Dave74 December 27, 2010
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