Elvis 's definitions

sodomize political correctness

fuck it real hard right up the ass like a raging homo with a viagra induced hard on

jam your erect pogo stick deep in the butt mud of pc'ers asses....HARD!

by Elvis April 25, 2005

g ride

1. A term to describe a particularly stylish automobile.

2. An automobile that can typically be distinguished from mainstream automobiles by being equipped with at least 23" wheels (see "MJs") and a hydraulic suspension where each corner of the vehicle can be raised or lowered independent of one another. OR, the entire vehicle can be made to bounce.

I pulled along side in the G ride. I got front and back and side to side.

Damn, those MJs are phat, Leroy's new car is a G ride.

by Elvis August 25, 2004

Elvis

The type of dude that would smoke weed and would steal money from his brother.

This guy smokes weed like Elvis

by Elvis March 26, 2017

spawn 12 archimonde

Best damn command in a RP game on Warcraft 3.

n00b: spawn 12 footman
V3tt: omg!!!!
V3tt: spawn 12 archimonde!

by Elvis February 22, 2004

Pearl Jam

Great band that actually gives a shit about their music and their surroundings.

Vedder gave a tiring speach about Bush, but still put on a great show.

by elvis June 27, 2003

cranktacular

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.

That chick's ass is so cranktacular.

by Elvis November 10, 2003

plastic cow

slang term for the small containers of cream or half-n-half that usually accompany a coffee or similar hot drink at a restaurant.

I needed to drain three plastic cows to get the right color for my coffee.

by Elvis March 15, 2004