Elric21's definitions

LVS

shorthand for lavaliese

LVR - "My LVS takes friction like a champ."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

rigamortis

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

by elric21 October 28, 2004

friction generator

a penis; capable of ejaculating ejaculate (which is also known as liquid energy)

LVS - "And then I took his friction generator and lavaliered myself with his liquid energy, making me his and elevating him to LL master."

LVS hopeful - "Oh that is so romantic."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

lavaliese

receiver of lavaliering: if lavaliered unwillingly then lavaliese has not being lavaliered by a master.

LVS - "Did you just draw on me with your lesser mind?"

LVR - "Ya, you're my lavaliese. I just made LL journeyman. Consider yourself lavaliered!"

LVS - "Definitely the last time we exchange energy."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

lavaliering

practicing the art of the lavalier; the act of drawing one's greek letters on a lavaliese

"Hey bro, you gonna try for LL artisan tonight?"

"I'm definitely gonna be working on that next level lavaliering."

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

artisan

one whose skills have reached artistry level practition of any particular thing one has bent one's mind to...such as the delicate art of lavaliering.

LVR - "I've been an LL artisan for a while now. I feel tonight is the night I become LL master. She will be mine."

(In confidence elsewhere...)

LVS to LVS hopeful - "I think I'm going to elevate my lavalier to master tonight."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

journeyman

experienced practioner; one who practitions a specific art, (such as lavaliering), on the way to becoming a master.

"Definitately made LL journeyman early this morning."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012