Elley Chaos's definitions

pansexual

The state of being sexually attracted to males, females, transexuals, transgenders, intersexes (hermaphroditic), transvestites, androgynes, etc...

Kind of like being bisexual, except bi only refers to two sexes.

I'm as pansexual as they get.

by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

envelope

You lick it. It is shoved in your slot.

Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners!

by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003

necrobeastiality

Fucking a dead animal.

Man, I don't care if you're into necrobeastiality, just stop killing my dogs.

by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

the rodeo

When a guy's fucking a girl from behind and he has his friends jump out of the closet. When she tries to get up, he holds on and sees how long he can ride her.

Bitch, I'd give you the rodeo, if I only had a penis...

by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003

seductress

A girl (or really feminine boy, wee) who holds the power of seduction.

That boy is such a seductress, I want to tie him down and have sex with him.

by Elley Chaos June 26, 2003

ATNW

The highly addictive message board for the coolest people in the world. We are superior to anything and everything else.

ATNW is cooler than your mom.

by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

friction

Not only is "friction" one of the best words, as well as most sexual, but, come one, wonderful things come from friction...mostly orgasms, and what's better than an orgasm? Very few things.

Mmmm...friction...

by Elley Chaos May 24, 2003