Elitist's definitions

sailor

What hookers often call a potential customer.

Hey sailor, looking for a good time?

by Elitist January 27, 2004

nuclear war

A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.

A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.

by Elitist December 18, 2003

atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.

I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.

by Elitist April 7, 2004

war protester

One who believes that the purpose of a Republic is to question every word the government says. Also, they tend to believe that we killed millions of Iraqis even though we killed less then 100,000. They say this is wrong even though that number x10 would have been killed within the next 7 years by Saddam if he would have been left in power.

Wow, that highly intelligent war protestor decided to block traffic during rush hour instead of writing a letter or getting a petition together to send to his/her congressman!

by Elitist February 2, 2004

Homer

The best character on the television show The Simposons. Note that anyone that has like the past 3 seasons of The Simpsons is an idiot.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

by Elitist December 30, 2003

spain

One of the "neutral" countries in WW2 that greatly liked the Axis powers. Why wouldn't they, the Nazis and Italians helped the Nationalist side(who ended up winning) during their Spanish Civil War.

Spain got pwnzed by Portugal!

by Elitist February 29, 2004

democracy

A form of government which America has never been in. In a democracy we would vote and popular vote would decide our president.

In our form of governemnt, a republic, we elect representatives which then get to vote with "our interests at heart".,

America is not a democracy you dumb fucks, it's a Republic.

by Elitist January 18, 2004