quagmire

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Elitist April 07, 2004
mugGet the quagmiremug.

ur

by Elitist February 03, 2004
mugGet the urmug.

democracy

A form of government which America has never been in. In a democracy we would vote and popular vote would decide our president.

In our form of governemnt, a republic, we elect representatives which then get to vote with "our interests at heart".,
America is not a democracy you dumb fucks, it's a Republic.
by Elitist January 18, 2004
mugGet the democracymug.

Day Of Defeat

All you ignorant DoD zealots now are officially cocksuckers. Call Of Duty just came out and it is WAY better and isn't built on an engine programmed by a team of plankton.
Day Of Defeat is now officially DEAD!
by Elitist January 19, 2004
mugGet the Day Of Defeatmug.

racist fucks

"People racist against Racists are not Racists because Racists are not a race."

The term racist is incorrect because there is only one human race, but there are many ethnicities. If we were to hate, let's say, martians, then we would be "racists". Either way, those who hate racists have usaully never spent much or any time with them and label them all as "idiots". Hmmm, hypocritical isn't it?
Racist fucks is an ignorant term used by close minded intolerant biggots to label a racist.
by Elitist February 10, 2004
mugGet the racist fucksmug.

Gap

Overpriced, conformist, medium quality clothing store. Liked by preps, hated by goths.
Gap, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by Elitist January 13, 2004
mugGet the Gapmug.

atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.
I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.
by Elitist April 07, 2004
mugGet the atkins dietmug.