Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Elitist April 07, 2004

A form of government which America has never been in. In a democracy we would vote and popular vote would decide our president.
In our form of governemnt, a republic, we elect representatives which then get to vote with "our interests at heart".,
In our form of governemnt, a republic, we elect representatives which then get to vote with "our interests at heart".,
by Elitist January 18, 2004

All you ignorant DoD zealots now are officially cocksuckers. Call Of Duty just came out and it is WAY better and isn't built on an engine programmed by a team of plankton.
by Elitist January 19, 2004

"People racist against Racists are not Racists because Racists are not a race."
The term racist is incorrect because there is only one human race, but there are many ethnicities. If we were to hate, let's say, martians, then we would be "racists". Either way, those who hate racists have usaully never spent much or any time with them and label them all as "idiots". Hmmm, hypocritical isn't it?
The term racist is incorrect because there is only one human race, but there are many ethnicities. If we were to hate, let's say, martians, then we would be "racists". Either way, those who hate racists have usaully never spent much or any time with them and label them all as "idiots". Hmmm, hypocritical isn't it?
by Elitist February 10, 2004

by Elitist January 13, 2004

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.
I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.
by Elitist April 07, 2004
