Jurrassic Park

Average movie, excellent book.

Any literate individual can tell you that the book is way better then the movie.

by Elitist January 19, 2004

Hollywood Squares

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.

From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*

by Elitist January 02, 2004

antiwar protester

Someone that doesn't believe that war is wrong. They think that Iraq going to war with Iran, Kuwait, and launching SCUDs at Isreal is A-okay, but toppling the regime that is doing it is wrong.

I believe that First Amendment was meant for me to protest everything the Repulicans say, so I'm an antiwar protester.

by Elitist February 09, 2004

quagmire

The coolest guy in the world

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Elitist April 07, 2004

spendocrat

See Democrat.

They spend too much, get it?

by Elitist December 28, 2003

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.

I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!

by Elitist January 02, 2004

racist fucks

One who must insult racists because he is unsure whether he hates all but his race as well as the person he's insulting.

Denial is acceptance innit.

Oh wait, or is this kind of definition only allowed for homophobe?

by Elitist February 27, 2004