24 definition by ElgeoHarris

It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1
by elgeoharris March 23, 2004

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Brother of Rake Yohn, son of Mary Webb and Mitchell Nineteeneightysix.
Mary Webb 1986 is Art Webb 1986's mother.
by Elgeoharris February 20, 2004

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What Steve-o has tattooed on his ass.
Dude, I've got your name on my ass!
by Elgeoharris December 08, 2003

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A new Playstation 2 game based on the box office failure.
I'm stuck on the 8th level of Gigli: the game.
by Elgeoharris December 13, 2003

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A pair of bullet-riddled corpses.
If I were one of the soldiers who stormed Uday and Qusay's shack, I would empty my clips at them, reload, then fire again at their dead asses.
by Elgeoharris December 12, 2003

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Insanely annoying and cheesy commercials made by the car insurance company Geico. They all end up the same way, with a serious situation being interrupted by one of the players randomly saying "I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance".
-We've got to get out of the building! There's a crazy guy shooting everyone he sees out in the hall!!!

-Really? I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!


-Gimmie your fuckin' wallet or you die now, bitch!

-I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
by Elgeoharris December 07, 2003

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